I have leveled up. While walking home in the cold tonight, I used my nose to manipulate things on my touch-screen phone so I could keep my gloves on.
This reminded my friend of
Koreans using sausages as a "meat stylus" with their phones.
I realized that someone could, in all seriousness, say to me "YOUR FACE is a meat stylus!" and be totally correct.
I giggled for about a minute solid.
It's the little things, people.