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"What's an M.B.A.?"
"What does net and gross mean?"
"I can't read that whole contract!"
With artists like these, no wonder their managers are skimming money.

So it kinda sucks that in the midst of our psuedo-fight, she became such a huge cokehead. I guess we can't really be friends again...I'm just not comfortable having friends with terrible willpower. Not to mention how self-centered she is. FUCK! I hope nothing bad happens to her though ( Read more... )

Now, I'm not necessarily complaining because it *has* been like 6 months since I busted out the massage table, but a massage without massage oil is like cake without icing. Can you even call it cake?! And why did you have to get a room on the third floor? Now *I* need a massage...my back is killing me ( Read more... )

It's snowing like crazy outside, which is weird because I asked for it on Valentine's Day...just like in Austin in '04.

The campus has come down with the plaque. Everyone who's anyone is sick. The casts of both Crimes of the Heart and Chicago: sick. Terrifying. I'm shutting myself in and the plaque-bearing rats out.

Didja hear tha news?? I went to the casino on Wednesday and even though I for knocked out in the poker tournament, I won it back and then some at craps! SO much fun ( Read more... )

News:
If all of your interpersonal relationships are based on referencing your sexuality, don't be surprised if people want to sleep with you. But also don't be surprised if people start to wonder if you have anything more to offer in your personality.

But what the fuck, right? It's the modern era and we can still be Facebook friends!

It sucks if your town is covered in ice, but it's pretty cool how much it snows here. "It's fucking flurrying outside!" doesn't sound as threatening as it could be. Global warming is weird, cuz apparently New York is getting weather in the 70s. Guess it's being heated up too much by Christiana Superstar Yow! Ha ha. Seriously...this global ( Read more... )

On Thursday, I got to be Grant's date to the Board of Trustees dinner. Since Grant is only 20, I was the only one drinking who was under 30. This was great because of all the free top-shelf liquor like Johnny Walker Black Label. I chatted up two old ladies for a while and talked to a nuclear physicist who was too drunk to keep from spilling what ( Read more... )