Comments | zachandsuch: I'm Enlightened

zachandsuch

I'm Enlightened

Feb 14, 2007 20:08

So basically we watched Chocolat to be introduced to feminism. Here is what I learned:

Women are so fragile, a climatic change can force them to leave town.
Little girls have imaginary male friends (sometimes in animal form) to bear with their penis-envy.
Women clean things really effectively, whether it's a corner or a room.
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Oh my. anne_kaitlin February 15 2007, 05:56:59 UTC

ZACHARY LEVIN,
I cannot believe you. You fucking chauvinistic pig of a man. How dare you exploit the female sex by making broad and inconsiderate generalizations and poking fun at obsolete stereotypes? I am mortified to have called you my friend at one point.
Sincerely,
A lowly woman, expert sandwich maker, and supreme cleaner.

Re: Oh my. zachandsuch February 15 2007, 06:12:51 UTC

KAITLIN SCHUSTER,
Funny, I don't remember asking your opinion. After all, you are a woman, too emotional to understand reason and logic. Don't try to pull the "chauvinist" card on me just cause I dont believe the feminist crap being poured out since you bitched and PMS-ed your way into the right to vote.

Regards,
Zach Levin
Man

Re: Oh my. anne_kaitlin February 15 2007, 06:16:38 UTC

O MIGHTY RULER, KING OF THE SEXES,
So, you think just because you've got an extra appendage between your legs that you've the right to dominate over me? Well, sir, don't forget that foul&disgusting you wouldn't be here unless it was for my reproductive organs. Yeah. Ever think about that, fuckhead? I am woman& I have the power to create more than a delicious baked good- I can create humans, too!

With love,
The Fountain of Life.

Re: Oh my. zachandsuch February 15 2007, 06:23:19 UTC

Yea yea yea well guess what ... try doing it on your own! Without one of us you're screwed (or lackthereof). You may carry the baby but god gave you the instinctual ability to do that complicated stuff with your body cause he knew men were supposed to do complicated stuff with their minds and strength. Women he left all the biological stuff - no brain required - to handle. And none of that is even possible without my extra appendage!

- Dominant Sex

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