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Yes, the rumors are true. I am the worlds biggest pussy. A lot of people have called me a pussy before, and I didn't believe them. But it is true. Why do I know that this particular time is for real and not just another meaningless insult? Because this time it came from a cop. After being excorted out of the Nassau Colesieum at 6 am. in the ( Read more... )

okay, webjournals are gay. they are just places where shitty people talk about shitty things, shittily. but this is not a webjournal. today i start my new career. web humorist. everynight im gonna go out and get fucked up and then wake up hungover and wait for telemarketers to call me and im gonna have insane conversations with them and post ( Read more... )

when me and gabe went to the hopkins deli last night to buy two 30 packs of beer and the half finished bottle of evan whilliams that is sitting on my coffe table to play battleship bayreut, we started to talk about the good old days and all the people we used to hang out with and he told me what they were up to because he keeps in touch with them ( Read more... )