What is the funniest thing you've ever said?

[yuri_san]

I want to know! Reply with your answer; it can be something witty, stupid, or something so un-funny that it turned out to be hilarious.

I'll tell you the funniest thing I've ever said (that I can think of.)

One boring day, I typed "rapist" into the dictionary on my macbook's dashboard. This is what came up:

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[yuri_san]

Okay - the last one is more ephebophile than pedophile.

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Q: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds?

A: There are twenty of them.

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A girl and a man are walking together at night in the woods..
The little girl looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared."
The man looks at the girl and says "How do you think I feel?! I'm going to have to walk out of here alone!"

(there's a version of that with a clown that I think is creepier.)

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Q: What's the difference between a 16-year-old girl and a washing machine?

A: A washing machine doesn't follow me around for two weeks after I drop a load in it.

[yuri_san]

Q: What's shorter than a 3-year-old's attention span?

A: Her vaginal canal.

[winhall]

lol @ the dictionary. ^^;;

I don't really remember everything I say to make people laugh (though I'm reasonably sure it's intentional on my part, most of the time XD). I once called yaoi the one-night-stand among anime, which made us laugh a lot at the time...

[yuri_san]

I think maybe yaoi is more like that friend you hook up with for sex every once in a while (and it could even apply because some people feel guilty and some just have fun???)

wow, I just thought about that for like 5 minutes. it does not deserve that much thought what the hell lol

[winhall]

So yaoi is like the seme that just likes to fuck and shonen ai is the emotional uke? oOx

[yuri_san]

exactly

[amaterasu08]

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[yuri_san]

/0\!

[amaterasu08]

8D

[yuri_san]

D8

[anonymous]

what is the best part of having sex with a 9 year old in the shower?

you can slick back its hair and pretend its a 6 year old

[yuri_san]

yeah, I always liked that one too.

[loony_lucifer]

'Allo. I found you through your Po-ju gallery, and am going to add you because you post quite a lot of wonderful things.

[yuri_san]

okay
thankyou