What is the funniest thing you've ever said?
I want to know! Reply with your answer; it can be something witty, stupid, or something so un-funny that it turned out to be hilarious.
I'll tell you the funniest thing I've ever said (that I can think of.)
One boring day, I typed "rapist" into the dictionary on my macbook's dashboard. This is what came up:
(That's right. According to Apple, women and children can't be rapists.)
So my friend says, "what's a woman rapist then?" and I replied "a woman would be a rapette, obviously."
I can't even tell you how funny I think that is. (And only later did I realize it could apply to children too. GOOD STUFF.)
So anyway, it's either that or one of the pedo jokes I know (I'll tell you them if you're curious and like to be offended.)
I'll tell you the funniest thing I've ever said (that I can think of.)
One boring day, I typed "rapist" into the dictionary on my macbook's dashboard. This is what came up:
(That's right. According to Apple, women and children can't be rapists.)
So my friend says, "what's a woman rapist then?" and I replied "a woman would be a rapette, obviously."
I can't even tell you how funny I think that is. (And only later did I realize it could apply to children too. GOOD STUFF.)
So anyway, it's either that or one of the pedo jokes I know (I'll tell you them if you're curious and like to be offended.)