Once upon a time there was a dog who went around looking up girl's skirts. While he was out at the park playing fetch one day, he approached a young busty blond. She quickly pulled out a gun and shot him in the face.

Shigure, stop acting as though you have a fire in your pants. It's very unbecoming of you.

Next thing you know he'll start humping ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've had one of those dreams. Less than pleasant. More of a nightmare than anything. It's strange how much one of them can get to a person. They can either put you in a good mood, bring you down, or scare you half to death. Have you ever woke up from one of those nightmares that felt so real? You wake up in a cold sweat, ( Read more... )

Ah, so I suppose I should put this to use. I'd rather not have it just sit around. I didn't think I'd really have a reason to use this, but now that I think about it, I could probably put a few things in here. I've been going over things, contemplating the events that have happened in my life so far. It's been quite a time to say the least ( Read more... )