This morning, I woke up exhausted, but that was my fault since I decided to take a sleeping pill the night before. It worked, mostly, but it does leave me feeling really tired in the morning. Luckily, last night's nausea and pain were mere residues ( Read more... )

True story.

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There is a bee in the store. The stupid thing is, I swear it flew in the moment I thought, "Wow it would be really shitty if a bee flew in the open door!" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ( Read more... )

I was dared to draw this. So I dared myself to share. Because honestly, I have to admit some degree of pride in this, especially since male anatomy is my Kryptonite.


This Space for Rent by ~Yukinoomoni on deviantART

Also, here is an older one about work:


Appearance May Vary by ~Yukinoomoni on deviantART

Bangs apparently make a difference, you know? Because I don't curl my hair behind my ears, people are really starting to notice the length. They then realise that I'm growing it out - they don't even notice that I actually cut some of it ( Read more... )

Even when working in an ink store, I still manage to sell books ( Read more... )

Customer: *peering at my Kobo* Oh! You have one of those ereaders, good for you! Oh, but you should get an iPad, they're multifunctional.
Me: I can't afford one of those.
Customer: Oh, yeah, well, the second generation is coming out, so maybe wait till it goes down in price.

Insert ink transaction here

Customer: By the way, what are you reading ( Read more... )

Both customers are male, btw.

Customer A: *makes some crass comment about Canada being good for gay people*
Customer B and myself: ...
Customer A: Sorry, not very politically correct, I know. I believe that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Me: *awkwardly* Uh, okay.
Customer B: *with a laugh* Come on, Eve!
Customer A: *laughing*
Customer ( Read more... )

Toner Guy: *reading the note on the door* You broke the internet!
Me: Well, yeah, sorta? It's not really my fault!
Toner Guy: Yes it is. All of that internet porn. You crashed it!
Me: If it had been porn, a Trojan warning would have come up beforehand.
Toner Guy: Yeah yeah. It was porn!

Sometimes work is pretty hilarious.

You stupid printer
Why do you not work for me?
I need waybills, please!

You're embarrassing
You make me look very dumb
Also, full of fail.

I also don't get
Why you only do this when
I'm the one working.

That's very uncool
And a pretty shitty thing
To do to someone.

So please, stop it now
Or I may have to kill you.
I'm in a bad mood.