Ok. This was totally unintentional on my part and I'm a little curious considering what today means - in Canada at least. But can you please explain to us folk why you have 420 at the end of your username? Are you a stoner?
Alas, I was. I've had this freaking user name for about eight years, and am too cheap to pay $15 to change it. (And some bitch squatter has been not-using "jinkies" for all this time.) Now I'm an old person who indulges once in a while, but can't be arsed to actually seek it out. It has to find me. It must be adult irony that I can't motivate to find drugs. In the good old days, I used to motivate for drugs, then couldn't do anything afterwards.
I will drink a lot of wine tonight, if that counts.
Um, but that wasn't a very rude question. Sheesh. One comment in and I'm already disappointed?
There's a Janeway/7 of Nine story that has them stranded on a foreign planet with no food for Janeway. (7 is borg and doesn't need food) Anyway 7 has her nanoprobes to produce milk and keeps Janeway alive. They eventually have sex too. It's actually very sexy, I was surprised.
You're on the farm and feeling an overwhelming urge of gotta have it right now and here. There's a male goat and a male sheep. And a one-eyed one-horned flying purple tentacled people eater.
Do you use butter as a lubricant? Or would you go for the quick friggin of the nub until you're wet enough to be accommodating?
I'm on the farm...right right, I'm with you there.
Am I doing all three at once? Because then I'd rock the butter because that back door is exit only and I'll need some butter up in thar. Rub the nub for the rest. Though those tentacles may provide their own lubrication, in which case, we're all golden. That's a lot of horny.
OKAY, so, here's the sitch: you're naked except for some very classy stockings/garter belt/heels, in the color of your choice (as long as it's black) and tied to the bedposts. You're awaiting your husband/wife/live-in-lover/domestic partner/goat on whom you have totally not practiced any inappropriate charms. It is his/her/its birthday, and he/she/it has no idea that there are about to be some majorly sexi tiems in the bedroom of your shared house/refrigerator carton/sty. All groovy so far, right? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND RECEIVE, ABSOLUTELY FREE (EXCEPT FOR $50 SHIPPING AND HANDLING)...oh wait, wrong more
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"WE" are not going to be anything, my dear. I am going to be filthy rich. You may ride my coattails to stardom, if you wish, but only if you're very, very good. (By which I mean very, very bad ;)
If given the choice between dog milk pancakes, human milk cheese, or eating fish that have eaten your lifeboat mate three times removed. Or, having a video made of you eating Miranda while she wears a carrot costume, do you:
If I buy another vowel, that would be an "e," because it comes after "d." And if "e" meant that I could try everything except the dog milk pancakes (because jeebus, I have BOUNDARIES, people), I would choose "e."
Miranda in a carrot costume is still better than the above dude in a carrot costume.
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I will drink a lot of wine tonight, if that counts.
Um, but that wasn't a very rude question. Sheesh. One comment in and I'm already disappointed?
This is how I feel.
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But that's just me. Jinkies, I'm sure Jinkies is way more inventive.
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Do you use butter as a lubricant? Or would you go for the quick friggin of the nub until you're wet enough to be accommodating?
Hope that was rude enough.
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Am I doing all three at once? Because then I'd rock the butter because that back door is exit only and I'll need some butter up in thar. Rub the nub for the rest. Though those tentacles may provide their own lubrication, in which case, we're all golden. That's a lot of horny.
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If given the choice between dog milk pancakes, human milk cheese, or eating fish that have eaten your lifeboat mate three times removed. Or, having a video made of you eating Miranda while she wears a carrot costume, do you:
a) buy another vowel
b) run around like a headless chicken
c) eat a piece of gravel
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d) yes to all questions and all of the above.
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Miranda in a carrot costume is still better than the above dude in a carrot costume.
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