Let's see. I will work out a deal with Miranda where I "let her" have her way with me and my shoes, in exchange she needs to go intimidate the natives into giving me food.
YOU HAVE RUN A MARATHON (OR THE PHYSICAL ACTIVITY EQUIVALENT OF YOUR CHOICE EXCEPT SEX BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH FUN) AND HAVE NOT SLEPT FOR 48 HOURS. IE YOU'RE FRICKIN' EXHAUSTED.
MIRANDA APPEARS WITH A TRUNK CHOCK FULL OF DELICIOUSLY NAUGHTY LOOKING TOYS AND EXPRESSES HER DESIRE TO DO AMAZING TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOU, BUT AGREEING WOULD MEAN YOU NEVER GET TO SLEEP AGAIN. ALSO, LET'S THROW A DOG INTO THE EQUATION SOMEWHERE (JUST TO MAKE THINGS AWKWARD AND SEND PEOPLES' MINDS INTO THE GUTTER - YES, YOU THERE READING THIS, I SEE WHAT YOU THOUGHT THERE) AND POSSIBLY PEANUT BUTTER.
WHAT PLAY DO YOU RUN? BLITZ, HAIL MARY, ANDREA-PATENTED-DOE-EYED-INNOCENCE-IN-THE-MOMENTS-PRIOR-TO-BEING-RUN-DOWN-BY-AN-SUV-ON-THE-INTERSTATE? GO.
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K, here goes...
You're stuck on a remote but not deserted island with Miranda, who has a shoe fetish.
The natives like your shoes and agree to provide you with unlimited amounts of food and clean drinking water in exchange for your shoes.
Would you give up the shoes or starve?
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I get: shoes, food, Miranda. WIN!
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YOU HAVE RUN A MARATHON (OR THE PHYSICAL ACTIVITY EQUIVALENT OF YOUR CHOICE EXCEPT SEX BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH FUN) AND HAVE NOT SLEPT FOR 48 HOURS. IE YOU'RE FRICKIN' EXHAUSTED.
MIRANDA APPEARS WITH A TRUNK CHOCK FULL OF DELICIOUSLY NAUGHTY LOOKING TOYS AND EXPRESSES HER DESIRE TO DO AMAZING TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOU, BUT AGREEING WOULD MEAN YOU NEVER GET TO SLEEP AGAIN. ALSO, LET'S THROW A DOG INTO THE EQUATION SOMEWHERE (JUST TO MAKE THINGS AWKWARD AND SEND PEOPLES' MINDS INTO THE GUTTER - YES, YOU THERE READING THIS, I SEE WHAT YOU THOUGHT THERE) AND POSSIBLY PEANUT BUTTER.
WHAT PLAY DO YOU RUN? BLITZ, HAIL MARY, ANDREA-PATENTED-DOE-EYED-INNOCENCE-IN-THE-MOMENTS-PRIOR-TO-BEING-RUN-DOWN-BY-AN-SUV-ON-THE-INTERSTATE? GO.
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