This one time, at band camp, I had a close encounter of the orgasmic kind with my flute. Actually, it was my best friend's flute, but don't tell her, okay? I love watching her put her mouth on it.
Anyway, my question is: what's the craziest instrument/accessory YOU'VE had a close encounter with, and would you do it again? Details, plz.
I has no good fingering for the piano, but I can play the trumpet, the clarinet and the bass clarinet.
I've been told that I've got a good embouchure for the trumpet. Would I do it again... I dunno, so hard to give up horn instruments after these many years. Is there a limit?
That's the instrument answer.
The accessory answer - there is no answer that doesn't involve demonstration and practice and all that. :P
Do you feel playing wind instruments/brass has given you an edge in the going-down department? I understand clarinet players have good mouth muscles blowjob-wise.
Anyone playing some sort of woodwind/brass instrument ends up learning how to suck and blow at the same time. :P Very important for those endlessly long notes that carry over several bars. :)
Years ago (when the earth was still spinning on its axis and all that), I loved the book series for Paddington Bear. When I first hopped online, I used a variant's variant on my given name, eventually got tired of it being mangled, and simply asked people to call me by the current moniker (and yes, I do answer to this name).
When it came around using a pseudonym for my fandom shenanigans, I went back to a character I loved best - that being the above noted name.
Nah. I chose a moniker that reflected what I liked (waves at the hypothetically small collection of stuffed critters that have followed me everywhere).
The above instrument Q has gotten the quasi!Emily all a-flutter. I'm not sure why, but she's been muttering about 'It's about damned time' and something about 'Not long enough'; all the while, she's opening and closing various drawers looking for something. Maybe a flute or something.
Last night I saw a dirty, crackhead prostitute with one leg and no teeth. Her hair was kind of jacked too and she was missing a tit. Was that your mom because if not, the resemblance is uncanny?
I think your mom gets around cause I saw her rummaging around in my wheely bin last night, searching for my old used crack pipes! There weren't any there cause I re-use! (yeah thats right, I care about the environment!)
I had to tempt her away with my mad field-ranger skillz and a ham sarnie!
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in whatever outrageous amounts are needed. Even if it means having to take over CAPSLOCKY!TUESDAY ;)
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I'm still waiting for Tuesday with inordinate amounts of anticipation. :P
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This one time, at band camp, I had a close encounter of the orgasmic kind with my flute. Actually, it was my best friend's flute, but don't tell her, okay? I love watching her put her mouth on it.
Anyway, my question is: what's the craziest instrument/accessory YOU'VE had a close encounter with, and would you do it again? Details, plz.
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Sporkfucker
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I've been told that I've got a good embouchure for the trumpet. Would I do it again... I dunno, so hard to give up horn instruments after these many years. Is there a limit?
That's the instrument answer.
The accessory answer - there is no answer that doesn't involve demonstration and practice and all that. :P
Best regards,
"Person" Here :)
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Anyone playing some sort of woodwind/brass instrument ends up learning how to suck and blow at the same time. :P Very important for those endlessly long notes that carry over several bars. :)
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What's the pdt stand for?
Yours etc,
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Years ago (when the earth was still spinning on its axis and all that), I loved the book series for Paddington Bear. When I first hopped online, I used a variant's variant on my given name, eventually got tired of it being mangled, and simply asked people to call me by the current moniker (and yes, I do answer to this name).
When it came around using a pseudonym for my fandom shenanigans, I went back to a character I loved best - that being the above noted name.
Regards,
-"Person" Here
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Ha! Speaking as someone who inhaled Paddington as a kiddie, that is all kinds of awesome. I approve. (it also explains the marathon madness sig, also)
I realise the lack of snark/inappropriate to be detrimental to this post, and hope the above instrument q rectifies matters.
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The above instrument Q has gotten the quasi!Emily all a-flutter. I'm not sure why, but she's been muttering about 'It's about damned time' and something about 'Not long enough'; all the while, she's opening and closing various drawers looking for something. Maybe a flute or something.
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Well now. That'd be...
I dunno. That *might* be wanted. It depends. Does the bitch!slap leave a mark? Everyone's so careful these days about fingerprints and all that.
Wear gloves or something. :)
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Was she rude and piss-drunk? In which case, maybe.
If she was high, rude, and falling in a pile, then yes.
As for the missing tit bit, I keep telling her that the whole 'if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out' applies ONLY to eyes and not other parts.
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I had to tempt her away with my mad field-ranger skillz and a ham sarnie!
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