Dear Person There...

[undrthtpaprmoon]

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[undrthtpaprmoon]

If you had to choose between necrophilia and bestiality, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO DO?

p to the s, scary I lost my sig...

[sporkmetender]

Well, that depends entirely on the age and identity of the dead body, doesn't it? And the kind of animal, obv.

But really, wouldn't it be best to combine the two? You just have to catch em at the right stage of rigor mortis, really. Unless you're going the gerbil route. And on that topic, I have one word: ouch. I mean, unless you cut the paws off first. Those claws are sharp, dude!

[sporkmetender]

Bizarre sandwich-person ftw!

[ms_cherryred]

Why spork?

Do you have something against plain spoons and plain forks?

[sporkmetender]

YES. Spoons and forks are both weak and pathetic early efforts at creating a spork. Since full sporkness has now successfully been achieved, there is no longer a need for its antiquated forebears. Long live the spork!

[ms_cherryred]

Chopsticks PWN the spork

[sporkmetender]

Only as hair ornaments. NOTHING pwns the spork for eating. Except possibly the spoknirk, which is still in the experimental stage of development.

[ashaelia]

As an off-shoot of melliemel411's question - if you HAD to go the route of doin the deed with an animal, would you go for:

a) Horns?

or

b) Tentacles?

[sporkmetender]

B. With an egg roll. Tentacles are clearly superior in every way. That link is NSFL, just so you know.

[undrthtpaprmoon]

I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE 99% OF THE STUFF ONE THAT PAGE LOL

[sporkmetender]

No one does. But I did post a warning!

[blue_eyed_devil]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

[sporkmetender]

Carpet? What carpet? We don't need no stinking carpets.

[gizmospur]

Fuck you. Purple wins all.

[sporkmetender]

WELL, I have to go to class now (stupid commitments), but I will be back, and I expect to see lots of questions, unsrs ppl! Ask away!