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ashaelia April 6 2009, 20:51:31 UTC
As an off-shoot of melliemel411's question - if you HAD to go the route of doin the deed with an animal, would you go for:

a) Horns?

or

b) Tentacles?


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sporkmetender April 6 2009, 20:59:38 UTC
B. With an egg roll. Tentacles are clearly superior in every way. That link is NSFL, just so you know.

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undrthtpaprmoon April 6 2009, 21:36:56 UTC
I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE 99% OF THE STUFF ONE THAT PAGE LOL

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sporkmetender April 6 2009, 21:48:10 UTC
No one does. But I did post a warning!

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undrthtpaprmoon April 6 2009, 22:38:14 UTC
LOL YOU DID. BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE A PORN EXTRAVAGANZA

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sporkmetender April 7 2009, 00:42:25 UTC
Pssh. Porn extravaganzas are awesome. As long as it's GOOD porn.

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undrthtpaprmoon April 7 2009, 05:07:56 UTC
LOL I DUNNO, THERE WERE THINGS HAPPENING ON THE PAGE THAT LEFT ME WITH A 'WTF?' LOOK ON MY FACE.

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sporkmetender April 7 2009, 05:09:14 UTC
LOL. I ALWAYS TRY TO AVOID THAT STUFF. TUNNEL VISION IS THE WAY TO GO. CUT A HOLE IN SOME CARDBOARD IF YOU HAVE TO. ANYTHING FOR THE TENTACLES.

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undrthtpaprmoon April 7 2009, 05:12:27 UTC
LOL I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M EASILY DISTRACTING. AND ALL THE DIRTY PORN WAS TRYING TO LURE ME AWAY FROM THE DIRTY TENTACLE SEXING GOING ON.

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sporkmetender April 7 2009, 05:15:27 UTC
DIRTY PR0N IS DIRTY LIKE THAT. YOU HAVE TO STAY STRONG. FOCUS ON THE TENTACLES. THINK THE TENTACLES. BE THE TENTACLES. *OMMMM*

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undrthtpaprmoon April 7 2009, 05:16:56 UTC
LOL, YOU HAD ME UNTIL YOU TOLD ME TO "BE THE TENTACLES" AFTER WATCHING THAT GLORIOUS FILTH, I'M SORRY BUT I'LL HAVE TO DECLINE.

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sporkmetender April 7 2009, 05:18:37 UTC
A FAIR POINT, I MUST CONCEDE. YOU MAY BE A DIFFERENT SORT OF TENTACLE, IF THAT IS MORE TO YOUR LIKING.

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undrthtpaprmoon April 7 2009, 05:24:11 UTC
WELL, I'M NOT GREEN FOR ONE. REALLY, IS THAT HEALTHY? I'D GET THEM CHECKED OUT.

MAYBE IT HAS A SOCIAL DISEASE???

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sporkmetender April 7 2009, 05:27:20 UTC
OR MAYBE AN ANTISOCIAL DISEASE (OR IS THAT BROWN? I CAN NEVER REMEMBER).

I'D BE HAPPY TO CHECK OUT YOUR TENTACLES *LEERS*

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undrthtpaprmoon April 7 2009, 05:30:32 UTC
UM EXCUSE ME, I DON'T ALLOW JUST ANYONE TO CHECK OUT MY TENTACLES. I REQUIRE FLOWERS FIRST. HOLD THE CHOCOLATES THOUGH.

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sporkmetender April 7 2009, 05:32:06 UTC
FLOWERS, FLOWERS. *THINKS* I CAN DO FLOWERS. DO YOU WANT EM ALIVE? CUZ I HAVE SOME GORGEOUS ROTTED ROSES HERE...

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