Merry Christmas, SIR YES SIR!!! **salutes**

[ysabet]

Hee hee. Even if you're not military, have never been married to military, divorced from military or had anything to do with military, I suspect you'll like this.  It's pretty funny.

Came home yesterday and crashed massively; I was one tired little Ysabet-- think my cold really kicked my ass-- and while I have vague memories of talking to nightengale  at some

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[lil_1337]

I'm keeping my fingers crossed and hoping for a missed call from Great-Great-Uncle Zenas Otto's attorney.

Have smirking Heiji to make it better. The rumor is he recovered your phone after it was "borrowed" by a certain Phantom Thief. He would have returned it you know, but Heiji was not taking any chances considering their somewhat competitive relationship. Mr. P.T., on the other hand, thinks he is part of Mission Impossible and is completely disavowing all knowledge. Apparently he found said phone and was only,out of the goodness of his heart, taking it to Division One so that it could be returned to it's proper owner. He is the picture of puffed up wounded pride, not unlike a cat caught in a rainstorm. As for Heiji, well, you can see for yourself. I told him that 'pride goeth before a fall', but he says he's not Christian and therefore does not believe in or subscribe to Christian platitudes. Personally, I think 'paybacks are a bitch' is the only one he is going to need to know.

[ysabet]

...I now have a very firm mental image of a certain 1412 prank-calling ALL my contacts using my voice. This Does Not Bode Well. Man, my family's gonna be confused...

Heiji looks beautifully smug. 'Paybacks are a bitch' indeed; he's gonna wake up with THIS IS A SPRAY-ON TAN written in marker on his face one morning.

[lil_1337]

*dies* I can so see him doing that too.

Heiji says he has only one thing to say to that. "Bring it."