I created the number thirty

[yourseoulmate]

If you're wondering why you didn't hear anything from me on THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR a week ago (or any time between now and THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR, really), it's because I've been busy.

Busy carrying out an amazing plan! How amazing?

THIS AMAZING:1) Map out a route with stops as far apart as possible without the risk of splinching, as well as

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[ryouhou]

What's wrong? What happened, are you okay?

[yourseoulmate]

[ooc: hello, shaky writing and general ink-blottiness!]

I'm in the wrong country.

[ryouhou]

You're not in North Korea, are you?

1/2

[yourseoulmate]

NO THANK GOODNESS OH GOD DON'T EVEN JOKE

[beanie_everyday]

Why would you want to stop in Russia?

[yourseoulmate]

I didn't want to - I had to! Like 9 times!

[beanie_everyday]

You could have gone through China.

[yourseoulmate]

I was saving that for my triumphant return trip. BUT NOW...

[this_space4rent]

--that looks exciting. I've always wanted to visit Japan!

[yourseoulmate]

Well, I didn't! This sucks!

[this_space4rent]

Really?

There's so much to do....

[yourseoulmate]

I don't care! I wanted to end up in Korea, which has just as much to do. NO, MORE! MUCH MORE TO DO! MORE AND BETTER!

[yanderedere]

[OOC: I know about Korean/Japanese relations, yes I doooo~ No assumptions its happy-shiny here~]

It is unfortunate that you did not arrive at your intended destination... and I pity you, given where you ended up. [Ivan does not have much liking for Japan/Japanese in general, either. Though he is trying to take it on a case by case basis in school, at least.]

...But I could have given advice on a route through Russia. You did not have to apparate into the wilderness.

[yourseoulmate]

[ooc: yeahhh. Which is why I got pretty mad at people who were all BLUH BLUH F.U. DUMB KOREA on the controversy that sentenced Hetalia to being a webseries only. GUYS THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT HISTORY HOW ABOUT YOU READ SOME :I]

THANK YOU! People are all, "Oh, you're lucky!" and, no, this is like the second worst place to end up in!!

On one hand, I kind of wanted to avoid places that might have people in case I Apparated in front of a bunch of Muggles, but on the other hand ALL THOSE BEARS.

[yanderedere]

[ooc: yeeeah... even in fanarts where the two are happyfluffy bffls or more its like... what.]

Well, I suppose that the worst place to end up when traveling is anywhere other than the intended destination, but... yes. I understand.

...It would have not gone well had you apparated in front of a bunch of muggles, no, but... well... rural Russia is not the least superstitious place in the world. They might have believed you were a spirit of sorts~

[yourseoulmate]

[ooc: Oh God yeah. This is why I'm easily the most comfortable with Japan-Korea interactions when it's, say, part of one big goofy Asian Sensation group shenanigan. It's such a huge elephant in the room otherwise. Japan-China stuff makes me flail and fret a little for the same reason.]

Yeah, but there's definitely a hierarchy of awful places to end up! And this one's pretty far up there!

I definitely would have been a spirit if I stuck around those bears any longer. But would the rural Russians assume I was an evil spirit? I was kind of screaming a lot the whole time.

[caninepranker]

Oh. Look, it's Japan. Hello, Japan~!

[yourseoulmate]

What?! No! No, "Hello, Japan"! No "Hello, Japan" at all! This is not the place I wanted to say hello to!

[caninepranker]

Oh. Why not? Japan's a wonderful place~! I come from Japan, you know. Shigure Sohma. What's your name?

derp late tag is late sorry D:

[yourseoulmate]

Because I wanted to go to South Korea, not here! And I'm Im Yong Soo, last name first. But I guess if you're from Japan, you'd know about that kind of thing.

You wouldn't happen to know any tips for somebody who's here kind-of sort-of illegally but totally accidentally and unwillingly! and wants to get out as quickly and with as little fuss as possible, would you?