I created the number ten

[yourseoulmate]

What, no Hogsmeade trip this weekend? A seminar? Why?

Anyway, the first Great Hogwarts Only Sexy Tournament is now officially OVER! I’d like to thank all of you for participating in what is surely the most important event of your school lives. Possibly your whole lives, for those of you who are REALLY boring! And you’re welcome

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[teeeeext; herp derp.]

[heavens_email]

.......

I have seen a lot of morons in my time, and you are definitely high up there on the list.

[yourseoulmate]

There's nothing moronic about my project! The school needed this information, and I tirelessly provided it!

[heavens_email]

Tirelessly. [This is the voice of someone who will cause you endless grief on pure principle.]

[yourseoulmate]

Yes, tirelessly! New votes would pop up in my journal constantly, and I had to stay ever vigilant!

[magyar_nation]

[magyar_nation]

[yourseoulmate]

Congratulations!

You should wear a sash or crown or something with your title on it.

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[magyar_nation]

[gravitysmybitch]

This was the first one? Here's hoping it's the last one as well.

[yourseoulmate]

I put my considerable talents toward what no one else could achieve! So yes, this was the first one. And I have one more year of school, so there's a good chance it won't be the last!

[gravitysmybitch]

It's funny you think it's something someone would even want to achieve.

[yourseoulmate]

Why wouldn't it be?

[floatyspells]

Oh good, it's over.

[yourseoulmate]

I know! It's like I only thought of it yesterday! But all good things must come to an end.

Maybe you'll win next year.

Strike is unhackable

[floatyspells]

By next year, I'll have graduated, so I can't be signed up thank God.

[yourseoulmate]

Not even planning on being a TA for a while?

[ammaliato]

HOW DID THAT GUY WIN??? [ This is scribbled out, probably readable if you really tried hard. ]

...oh so you're the reason there's that seminar. Nice job dumbass.

[yourseoulmate]

Wait, I'm the reason for the seminar?

Oh, then I'm getting an award for my effort! How nice!

[ammaliato]

..............yeah I doubt that.

[yourseoulmate]

Why? This is GREAT community service!