I created the number ten
What, no Hogsmeade trip this weekend? A seminar? Why?
Anyway, the first Great Hogwarts Only Sexy Tournament is now officially OVER! I’d like to thank all of you for participating in what is surely the most important event of your school lives. Possibly your whole lives, for those of you who are REALLY boring! And you’re welcome.
And now, to announce the sexiest students and staff of Hogwarts!
The award for Sexiest Female Student goes to...
ELIZABETA HÉDERVÁRY!
The award for 2nd Sexiest Male Student After Im Yong Soo, Pinnacle of the Y Chromosome goes to...
TAKESHI YAMAMOTO !
Last but not least, we have a tie! I’ve been informed that giving the contestants knives and having them sort things out themselves is probably not the best idea, so in compromise, I’ve split the category of sexiest teacher.
So, the award of Sexy Teacher Queen goes to...
KATE BECKETT!
... and the award for Sexy Teacher King goes to...
PROFESSOR GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!
Runners-up, congratulations anyway! There's always next year!
Anyway, the first Great Hogwarts Only Sexy Tournament is now officially OVER! I’d like to thank all of you for participating in what is surely the most important event of your school lives. Possibly your whole lives, for those of you who are REALLY boring! And you’re welcome.
And now, to announce the sexiest students and staff of Hogwarts!
The award for Sexiest Female Student goes to...
ELIZABETA HÉDERVÁRY!
The award for 2nd Sexiest Male Student After Im Yong Soo, Pinnacle of the Y Chromosome goes to...
TAKESHI YAMAMOTO !
Last but not least, we have a tie! I’ve been informed that giving the contestants knives and having them sort things out themselves is probably not the best idea, so in compromise, I’ve split the category of sexiest teacher.
So, the award of Sexy Teacher Queen goes to...
KATE BECKETT!
... and the award for Sexy Teacher King goes to...
PROFESSOR GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!
Runners-up, congratulations anyway! There's always next year!