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Ladies, gentlemen, and whatever Professor Beilschmidt is! As of this moment, the Great Hogwarts Only Sexy Tournament entry period is CLOSED! Thank you all for participating in this deeply necessary service I have provided. Now, let's look at our contestants and get to voting!
TSUBAKI NAKATSUKASA
Tsubaki's nominator writes: "Aw man, you really are hilarious! Sexy? I guess Tsubaki's sexy! No offense to everyone else, but she is."
Good luck, Tsubaki! Although I don't think your nominator appreciates how vitally important this is!
ELIZABETA HÉDERVÁRY
Elizabeta's nominator writes: "She's the sexiest, there's no question about it - from the way that she acts, walks, and talks; her personality, her way of carrying herself. Not to mention the fact that she's very beautiful~"
Ooooh, I think someone's really got a thing for you, Elizabeta.
Yak Yakult Yerk ... KATYA BANCHENKO
Katya's nominator writes: "I think Katya should win! She's really pretty and really nice and bakes really well."
.... such... amazing natural resources, Katya. You should show them off more.
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TAKESHI YAMAMOTO
Takeshi's nominator writes: "Even this sexy bloke knows he's hot"
Wait, 'this sexy bloke' being the nominator? OHOHO, YAMAMOTO.
PRINCE XIAO L. FENG
Prince's nominator writes: "Prince is an excellent Chaser with an excellent body who happens to be really nice and funny."
Sounds like somebody considers Prince a quadruple threat of sexiness!
ATSUSHI OTANI
Otani's nominator writes: "Because he can be really sweet sometimes, and because when he plays basketball, he looks really cool."
Atsushi Otani: proving sexy can come in small packages.
BILLY KAPLAN
Billy's nominator writes: "Oh man, I don't know... There's so many. There's the hair, the face, the body, the amazing personality... If I listed every reason he's sexy, I'd never finish."
Thank you for finishing, nominator! Let's let Billy's sexiness speak for itself.
MATTHEW KIRKLAND
Matthew's nominator writes: "b Because he's very kind, and and that's the sort of thing that everyone should find attractive!!"
... is there even somebody in this picture? I see part of Alfred's hair and leg, but... whatever. Is it the bear? You people are sick.
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PROFESSOR SOUJI SETA
Professor Seta's nominator writes: "Sexiest Teacher by far. Just look at that guy. Seriously. It's no wonder there are so many in his classes."
Sexiness as educational tool? Sounds reasonable to me!
DR. SPENCER REID
Dr. Reid's nominator writes: "I mean, look at him! The hair, the sweater vest, the jawline...also, he's a genius, and we all know intelligence is sexy. He's well-spoken, chivalrous, and...well, look at him. HAWT."
Hear that, everybody? Time to invest in sweater vests!
KATE BECKETT
Ms. Beckett's nominator writes: "She's beautiful, smart and strong, and nothing is sexier than that combination."
AND THAT DRESS DOESN'T HURT.
PROFESSOR MILES EDGEWORTH
Professor Edgeworth's nominator writes: "Professor Miles Edgeworth. Why? Because underneath all those pink frills lies washboard abs."
... is this guy new or something? Never heard of him. Between mostly blank pictures of bears with fragments of Alfred's body and this imaginary professor, you guys need to take this more seriously.
PROFESSOR GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT
Professor Beilschmidt's nominator writes: "He's a fighter, a tough guy who doesn't take any gruff from anyone."
BECAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY GIVING GRUFF TO EVERYONE ELSE, THAT'S WHY.
PROFESSOR ANTONIO FERNÁNDEZ
Professor Carriedo's nominator writes: "Professor Fernández!!! Aint that the most charmin smile you ever saw? sides, older men are definitely the sexiest! the boys here are so immature..."
Hey, I'm mature! Anybody who says otherwise is a big stupid jerk.
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And there you are, your G.H.O.S.T contestants! Voting will be up through the end of September, and on October 1st I shall reveal the winners!
[ooc EDIT: ffff I fail. Please pretend Antonio's name says "Fernández" in the poll. DERP A DERP.]
TSUBAKI NAKATSUKASA
Tsubaki's nominator writes: "Aw man, you really are hilarious! Sexy? I guess Tsubaki's sexy! No offense to everyone else, but she is."
Good luck, Tsubaki! Although I don't think your nominator appreciates how vitally important this is!
ELIZABETA HÉDERVÁRY
Elizabeta's nominator writes: "She's the sexiest, there's no question about it - from the way that she acts, walks, and talks; her personality, her way of carrying herself. Not to mention the fact that she's very beautiful~"
Ooooh, I think someone's really got a thing for you, Elizabeta.
Yak Yakult Yerk ... KATYA BANCHENKO
Katya's nominator writes: "I think Katya should win! She's really pretty and really nice and bakes really well."
.... such... amazing natural resources, Katya. You should show them off more.
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TAKESHI YAMAMOTO
Takeshi's nominator writes: "Even this sexy bloke knows he's hot"
Wait, 'this sexy bloke' being the nominator? OHOHO, YAMAMOTO.
PRINCE XIAO L. FENG
Prince's nominator writes: "Prince is an excellent Chaser with an excellent body who happens to be really nice and funny."
Sounds like somebody considers Prince a quadruple threat of sexiness!
ATSUSHI OTANI
Otani's nominator writes: "Because he can be really sweet sometimes, and because when he plays basketball, he looks really cool."
Atsushi Otani: proving sexy can come in small packages.
BILLY KAPLAN
Billy's nominator writes: "Oh man, I don't know... There's so many. There's the hair, the face, the body, the amazing personality... If I listed every reason he's sexy, I'd never finish."
Thank you for finishing, nominator! Let's let Billy's sexiness speak for itself.
MATTHEW KIRKLAND
Matthew's nominator writes: "b Because he's very kind, and and that's the sort of thing that everyone should find attractive!!"
... is there even somebody in this picture? I see part of Alfred's hair and leg, but... whatever. Is it the bear? You people are sick.
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PROFESSOR SOUJI SETA
Professor Seta's nominator writes: "Sexiest Teacher by far. Just look at that guy. Seriously. It's no wonder there are so many in his classes."
Sexiness as educational tool? Sounds reasonable to me!
DR. SPENCER REID
Dr. Reid's nominator writes: "I mean, look at him! The hair, the sweater vest, the jawline...also, he's a genius, and we all know intelligence is sexy. He's well-spoken, chivalrous, and...well, look at him. HAWT."
Hear that, everybody? Time to invest in sweater vests!
KATE BECKETT
Ms. Beckett's nominator writes: "She's beautiful, smart and strong, and nothing is sexier than that combination."
AND THAT DRESS DOESN'T HURT.
PROFESSOR MILES EDGEWORTH
Professor Edgeworth's nominator writes: "Professor Miles Edgeworth. Why? Because underneath all those pink frills lies washboard abs."
... is this guy new or something? Never heard of him. Between mostly blank pictures of bears with fragments of Alfred's body and this imaginary professor, you guys need to take this more seriously.
PROFESSOR GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT
Professor Beilschmidt's nominator writes: "He's a fighter, a tough guy who doesn't take any gruff from anyone."
BECAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY GIVING GRUFF TO EVERYONE ELSE, THAT'S WHY.
PROFESSOR ANTONIO FERNÁNDEZ
Professor Carriedo's nominator writes: "Professor Fernández!!! Aint that the most charmin smile you ever saw? sides, older men are definitely the sexiest! the boys here are so immature..."
Hey, I'm mature! Anybody who says otherwise is a big stupid jerk.
Poll
And there you are, your G.H.O.S.T contestants! Voting will be up through the end of September, and on October 1st I shall reveal the winners!
[ooc EDIT: ffff I fail. Please pretend Antonio's name says "Fernández" in the poll. DERP A DERP.]