I created the number thirty-six

[yourseoulmate]

Remember remember the 5th of November,
When Hogwarts decides who's hot.
I can see no reason why in this season
Sexiness be forgot!- an original poem by me

Comments

[burgerboobs]

If your sweater's dumpy then you're not doing it right. What do you think they call them 'sweater puppies' for?

[yourseoulmate]

Unfortunately, most people lack sufficient puppies to make the situation tolerable! It's so sad.

[burgerboobs]

Then I guess we can guess who's gonna be winning this contest.

[yourseoulmate]

As the highly scrupulous and trusted arbitrator of this incredibly rigorous and scientific process, I can neither confirm nor deny the odds of any given person winning!

...his danger senses are tingling

[wingless_blade]

[There is just. A large ink blot here.]

...please tell me you aren't going to be volunteering people without their consent, Mr Im.

[yourseoulmate]

But it's complimentary! Next you'll be saying we have to inform people of surprise birthday parties.

[wingless_blade]

Not if they don't want to participate. Besides, some people don't like that sort of attention.

[Pfft, like you have room to talk, Ein. You ogled your fair share when you were a student...]

[yourseoulmate]

I could see your point if this was a "Who's the Lumpiest Bag of Ugly" contest, but who WOULDN'T want to be flattered like this??

[andmagnifique]

I don't need a tournament to know who the most attractive student is.

[yourseoulmate]

I know, I know. Neither do I since it's so obvious, right? It's kind of automatically a "best of the rest" thing, but it's a nice gesture!

[andmagnifique]

Well, I do feel sorry for the students who have to loose. So many lovely people simply don't know how to live up to their full potential.

[hechizar]

Oh, this again, huh.