Naked Man Arrested For Concealed Weapon

(AP) EL CERRITO, Calif. A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, ( Read more... )

This shit is telling me it's been a month since I've updated. I don't really believe that. I'm also notorious for deleting entries I'm not satisfied with. Erase the past ( Read more... )

I finally played pool. Ritalin-kid pool, which is even more shameful considering how awful I was. I also bowled. Ha! Bowling stoned sometime? I shake too damn much and I have no balance. Don't ask me to bowl for you. The Big Lebowski.
What is wrong with my fucking font? Crazy shit.

Ohhh it's normal now. Fuck that. Working with people on parole is ( Read more... )

I can't climb over walls, but I CAN climb onto giant rocks. Heights are fun when your death would be worth it. My film almost died, but I think I saved it. Art is hard ( Read more... )

My delete key isn't working. That key is the center of my world.

I met a girl named Misty and she gave me a present.

It's not Halloween yet, but we still celebrated. Halloween has been lame these last few years.... this one was an improvement. Halloween should only ever be on a Friday.

I like crawling through boxes and harassing giant grapes.

Mmm bland local music ( Read more... )

This hurricane business makes me so nervous I could vomit.

Maybe it's just the $.99 gummi bears?

I received an arm-fat massage today and it was damn pleasurable.

Yaaaay it's Sunday. Whoever I'll end up marrying will enjoy Sunday as much as I do, and they won't even have to tell me. Otherwise I'll just dry up and my hymen will disappear. Oh that was sick... too bad ( Read more... )

Today I learned that I'm allergic to 
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