just decided to reinstate myself as operator of my livejournal. through the inspiration of sterling, I have magically found myself back in this spot and yay, see that it is good. ahh, you can almost taste the goodness and its magical sprinkles of wheeeee ( Read more... )

Whats up with all my smacktacular bologna boys? I'm just naked running backwards through a field right now, and let me tell you one thing, corn fields are not the best thing for a sore bum. Don't let Ronnie James Dio tell you anything different. Why I remember this one time, at Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp, Dio was fixin' flapjacks for all the campers ( Read more... )

Wowee zowee I just about died today. Not from any normal peril like car accidents or photon cannons but rather from a freak of freaks. I mean this guy was a freak's freak. He could freak out the freaky. And he nearly freaked me to death. Not freaked in a Missy Elliot sense of the word, but in a heart attack sense. I encountered this walking debacle ( Read more... )

Wowee zowee I just about died today. Not from any normal peril like car accidents or photon cannons but rather from a freak of freaks. I mean this guy was a freak's freak. He could freak out the freaky. And he nearly freaked me to death. Not freaked in a Missy Elliot sense of the word, but in a heart attack sense. I encountered this walking debacle ( Read more... )

Tonight, Mike and myself embarked on a journey of self-discovery, adverse weather, and cheeseburgers. It was a chilly night in the city of Danville, and the entire town was tucked underneath a freshly-laid blanket of snow. Once dusk fell, seven o'clock looked no different from two in the morning. The snow and clouds above acted as parallel mirrors ( Read more... )

Dammit! Oh stop the damn motherfucker from stealin my guitar! Dammit the door just won't stay closed! Its started just opening itself from time to time to get some air from all the smoke! DAMMIT! The asshole got the CD book too! Thats got like, dozens of illegal CDs in it! What if the cops get ahold of it? They'll charge me with copyright ( Read more... )

Just woke up and its dream recollection time...okay so this one was an epic in terms of the period of time it took place over. It begins on the day before the nationally televised Boys and Girls Club Celebrity Relation Talent Show. As the name implies, The Talent Show only allows contestents who are related to a celebrity of some description. The ( Read more... )

Had a weird dream as I was waking up at around four o'clock this afternoon. All I can remember of it now was that I was in New York City and was working on a shoot of some description. Lacy was the gaffer and apparently my mom was directing or producing or something. She was saying something about how Lacy was the best boy and I corrected her and ( Read more... )

Yeah so I don't know what that was all about, but I do know this: This entry is fo' real. The name's Flip, Flip McBean and I run all these here cowfolk. Theys answers to me and mes only, ya gets me? Good, now as for these parts, alot of folks say theys haunted. Well alotta folks is stupid too! What do you think about that? Huh? Huh ( Read more... )

Transparent wolves have finally spun the last of their kin. With thoughts exposed they lashed out at the skin of their brethren, fighting night and day with no sign in stop ( Read more... )