Nubian Leftovers
Whats up with all my smacktacular bologna boys? I'm just naked running backwards through a field right now, and let me tell you one thing, corn fields are not the best thing for a sore bum. Don't let Ronnie James Dio tell you anything different. Why I remember this one time, at Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp, Dio was fixin' flapjacks for all the campers. And let me tell you one thing, Dio can fix some damn flapjacks. I mean, I hate pancakes, but when he makes 'em...mmmmm I can still feel my stomach gurgling. But thats what happens when you pour acid into it. It gets all smokey and messy and just ick. Don't try it at your roost, kids. So anyway, Dio's standing there, telling Mrs. Buckner about some H2O spot, when all of a sudden there was this total eclipse of the sun! Yep, that was probably the craziest thing I ever did with a fella.