[The feed begins. Leon, is shown with his head lowered trying to adjust some controls below the camera. Around him is the inside of his ship- an updated Wolfen.]
if this thing still works out here, well I'll be damned...
Re: [I promise I will someday!]shootmedownSeptember 11 2011, 02:57:45 UTC
It's not like I'm in any position right now for videophonesex, so I'm just going to say I'm literally fucking hungry and would grab a banana if what you have is the food substance kind.
You're working for a monkey, though? Shit. Can't imagine what you're going through right now. Lots of bananas?
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Hey.
I didn't need no mental images of those kinds of bananas. For once.
[FOR ONCE.]
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Would you accept mine?
[TIME TO YANK HIS CHAIN. No, not in the innuendo-laced sense.]
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Go on.
[He is trying not to laugh. Honest.]
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... Take that as you will.
Again.
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You're toying with me and it's a disappointment on both standards.
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Deal with it.
[See: icon.]
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You owe me a banana when I get back, or your goose is cooked!
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[He'll give him a banana peel when he gets back.]
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[Leon will slip on said peel and fall on goose in a rather sexual position]
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