McSweeney's Is Punny.

[yourbodyaboveme]

Oh, what a book nerd am I that I inwardly chuckled for nearly 5 minutes over this!

Authorial Candy Bars, With Their Respective Tag Lines, That Weren't As Successful As The Oh Henry! Candy Bar.

Hardy har har!

Comments

[xinexine72]

The Wilde Bar's tagline would be hard to fit on the packaging. And the jingle.

(I liked this article, too.)

[yenniemonster]

When I first saw the length of Wilde one, I thought, "That's way too long for a Wilde-like epigram." But then I read it and I actually laughed out loud.

[yourbodyaboveme]

I still dig the Chaucer.

[yenniemonster]

I dug Melville. Call me tasty!