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Idiots should have their own planet.

Convenient that Gaga starts with GAG.

LINK: Kiddie fiddlers and dogdy priests, not consenting adult homosexuals having a good time.

LINK: They call drag for a reason.

LINK: Just because I'm not a lesbian, doesn't make me a bad father.

LINK: Chicken soup is no fucking cure for a missing ball.

1.2. What makes someone sexually attractive to you?

A long, hard cock and good oral suction.

Enough said.

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6.5.5.TEN must-have movies in your DVD collection

1. The DaVinci Load
2. Super Hornio Bros
3. Juranal Park
4. Romancing the Bone
5. Lord of the Cock Rings
6. Weapons of Ass Destruction
7. The Man with the Golden Cum
8. Edward Penishands
9. Kindergarten Cock
10. The Three Spooges