Love Class (연애특강) - Prologue
Love Class (연애특강)
Author: Youngll
Genre: Fluff, Crack(PHAIL), Comedy, Romance
Pairing: Yunjae, Yoosu, ChangminxPorn/Food? e_e
Rating: PG-13 ~ NC-17
Summary: Kim Jaejoong is a prodigy child who graduated from an American University at the age of 16. Despite the fact he already graduated, Jaejoong still wanted to live the life of a normal teenager. So he is currently attending a private school in Seoul. Jaejoong is all about competition. At school, Jaejoong is seen as the perfect man. Prestigious, unbelievable grades, flawless porcelain skin, talented singer, cook and much more! But at home, no one except his family knows that Jaejoong is anything BUT perfect. He's messy, and he's a total otaku! I swear that when you walk into his room, it'll seem as if you walked into an anime con. To make things even more interesting, Jae is a yaoi manga artist. Underaged? Maybe so, but who cares! On the other hand, there's Jung Yunho. The sexy bad boy with a swimmers body. Unlike other jocks, Yunho is quite the smart ass-- Erm I mean Smart Alec himself. But he acts completely stupid in front of everyone. In other words, he's just an educated idiot. What happens when you combine their individual families under one roof? Complete and utter CHAOS!
Character Profiles ⇒ Prologue
2 Months Ago
"Jaejoong Oppa!"
"Oppa, I love you!"
Jaejoong smiled weakly and continued his journey up to the roof.
Once he got up there, he let out a big sigh. "The girls here are so clingy.."
Jaejoong glanced at the watch on his wrist and slowly hid himself behind random debris.
He went through his backpack and retrieved his notebook and a pencil.
"He should be here right about....now!" As Jaejoong let out his final word, A talk, muscular man walked through the door, dragging a feminine man alongside him.
"Yoochun sshi! What's wro--" The boys screams were muffled by Yoochun's lips invading his own.
The boy didn't pull away. He was actually kissing Yoochun back. 'Success' he thought.
Yoochun took the chance to slide his tongue into the boy's mouth and explore his sweet cavern.
He felt nothing.
Absolutely NOTHING.
Yoochun averted his eyes to the squatting Jaejoong scribbling something in his notebook.
'Damnit Jaejoong. Why are you making ME do this?!'
He placed his hand on the boy's neck, placing his knee in-between his legs, to deepen the kiss.
Still nothing.
Because of that, Yoochun pulled away, still eyeing Jaejoong. He then received a slight pout from him causing him scowl.
Apparently the boy was still completely mesmerized since it took him a while to open his eyes.
"What's your name?" Yoochun asked, quickly turning his attention to the boy before him.
"Junsu.. Kim Junsu." The boy said almost in a whisper.
"You're beautiful." Yoochun said in a husky voice.
Junsu blushed fiercly and looked down. "D-don't say that.. I'm a boy."
Yoochun brought his fingers to the boys chin, lifting it so that he could see his face. "It doesn't matter to me. You're st--"
Yoochun was interupted by a sneezed. A familiar one at that. Jaejoong's sneeze to be exact.
"W-what was that?!" Junsu yelled in a high pitched voice, glancing in every possible direction.
When Junsu almost spotted Jaejoong, Yoochun panicked and grabbed Junsu into a tight embrace.
"I love you!" Yoochun slapped his face mentally. 'What the hell is wrong with me?!'
"W-what?!" Junsu squeaked.
"....uhhh..I-I love you?.." he whispered.
Yoochun spotted Junsu blushing even more than before.
He slowly looked down at where his hands were causing him to twitch. He had subliminally placed his hands on Junsu's butt.
Junsu quickly pulled away and slapped Yoochun roughly. "Y-you pervert!"
With that, Junsu ran off faster than Yoochun process all that had happened.
Yoochun cupped his aching cheek as he heard giggling coming from behind him.
"What?! You made me do it! I probably just stole his innocent first kiss or something.!" Yoochun screeched, walking towards Jae.
"No no no. Junsu isn't THAT innocent. I've known him long enough to know that. B..but that's not why I'm laughing." Jaejoong couldn't talk without cracking up.
"Then what?!" Yoochun yelled, quickening his pace.
"Well..How does it feel to be rejected for the first time? And by a boy!"
Yoochun's face scrunched up. "I wasn't rejected! I just accidently.. put my hands on his--"
"--Duck butt." Jaejoong interupted still giggling.
"Whatever. Did you get what you needed?" Yoochun growled.
"Yeah. Thanks Chunnie~"
Jaejoong reached the gate in front of his house and punched in his personal code slowly. '8-6-0-4-3'
The gate slowly opened as the voice box greeted him. "Welcome home young master."
Jaejoong ran up the somewhat endless stairs until he finally got to the hallway that led to his room.
He glanced at the room across from his when he heard an obvious, muffled moan. 'Siwon sshi must be here.' Jae thought.
Jaejoong smirked and decided to bother the couple.
He pressed his ear to the door, coming across three words. "I want you"
Jaejoong slowly turned the knob of the door and poked his head into the room, closing his eyes. He honestly didn't want to see any of that.
"Don't get pregnant sis!" He yelled before closing the door and running to his own.
Jaejoong quickly threw off his school clothes and put them onto a hanger, in the closet.
His school uniform was the ONLY clothing that was off of the floor and on a hanger.
He quickly grabbed a shirt off of the floor. He sniffed it and shrugged.
Jaejoong was too lazy to find pants, so he just stayed in his boxers.
Jaejoong sat at his desk and took out manuscript paper. He brought his pencil to his lip, tapping it repeatedly.
His deadline was next month. considering how he has to send this off to Japan he may have to finish a bit earlier than that.
Although Jaejoong is a professional procrastinator, he is also quite the artist.
He slowly pulled his notebook out of his backpack and flipped to the most recent page.
"Yoochun really helped me out. I had no inspiration at all." He muttered to himself.
Jaejoong heard the door slam open and remained unflinching.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" His sister yelled.
Jaejoong reached for a his box of strawberry pocky and plopped one into his mouth. "I don't know what you're talking about dear sister."
"Oh don't give me that bull shit! You know damn well what I'm talking about! Because of you Siwon ran out of the house pissed off!!" she yelled.
Jaejoong sighed and turned towards his sister in his chair. "Calm down Seulgi. I doubt he'll leave you because of that. If he does somehow take that personally, then I'll talk to him." Jaejoong glanced at the clock.
"Seulgi! Jaejoongie!" Their mother yelled from downstairs.
"Yes?!" They both yelled simultaneously.
"Start getting ready. We need to go soon!"
"Okay~!"
Jaejoong got up from his chair and bent over to grab a hoodie.
He slowly turned around and saw Seulgi still glaring at him with angry eyes.
"What? You like the view? He smirked while wiggling his butt.
"Oh shut up!" Seulgi pouted.
Jaejoong placed his hands on Seulgi's shoulders and slowly pushed her out the door.
"Go get ready. Go go go! Hayaku~"
"Yah! Don't use words in Japanese you stupid otaku. You're like fucking speaking Kapanese. God! You are such a--"
Jaejoong shut the door in Seulgi's face before she could finish.
"Yah!"
Jaejoong turned on his CD player/Radio and turned to the song 'BUMP BUMP! by BoA feat. M-flo'
He turned the volume up even higher when he heard Seulgi banging on the door.
When they got into the restaurant, Jaejoong was mesmerized by the boy by the name of Yunho, sitting across the table from him.
Earlier Seulgi told Jaejoong, 'God you look like a hobo! You should've dressed better!" Jaejoong completely agreed now.
Jaejoong thought Yunho was quite the bishounen.
Everyone but him was having a conversation about something. Until Yunho's father finally asked a question for us 'kids'.
"What do you guys think of us as a couple?"
First up was Seulgi. "I think you guys are really cute together! Also if you guys were to get married, It wouldn't be so bad to have a MAN around the house." Seulgi emphasized the word man while looking at Jaejoong.
Jaejoong scoffed.
Next up was Yunho. "I don't know. Ms. Kim seems like a nice person and ever since you met her, you've been so happy. Also I agree about the marriage thing. I wouldn't mind having two cute sisters either!"
Jaejoong twitched at the word that came form Yunho's mouth. 'Okay now I hate him.' Jaejoong thought pouting.
Seulgi busted into laughter after hearing what Yunho said. Jaejoong's mom also laughed along with Seulgi and Mr. Jung.
Jaejoong groaned and Yunho looked around in confusion. "Did..did I say something wrong?"
"Y-yuhno Oppa! Jaejoong isn't a girl! He's a boy. Didn't the clothes give off a clue?" Seulgi laughed.
"O-oh. Sorry. I just thought Jaejoong was a tomboy or something. He's really pretty for a boy..." Yunho said scratching the back of his head.
'Awww I love him again!' Jaejoong screamed in his head.
"Well it'll be nice to have a younger brother then!" Yunho smiled, reaching over the table to pat Jaejoong's shoulder.
'He's dead to me' Jaejoong thought.
"Yunho ah.. Jaejoong is older than you by a like two weeks or something..." Ms. Kim whispered.
"Oh...I thought he was a first year..." That pissed Jaejoong off. He wasn't THAT short!...Was he?
Jaejoong put his head down and smirked.
Jaejoong glanced to his right and noticed that Yunho's hand never left his shoulder.
He quickly took the chance to bite Yunho's hand with all his might.
"Ahhh!!" Yunho screamed jumping up from the table and cradling his injured hand.
Everyone watched Jaejoong laugh mischievously to his hearts content.
THIS was the beginning of his new and degraded life.
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A/N
I'm too lazy to make a poster! xD I guess..I'll make one tomorrow or something..maybe. LOL I feel so bad. I was going to update 'This love, This hate' But I fell asleep this afternoon while doing my homework and i woke up..like 2 hours ago LOL. so I was only able to do this. ;A; Anyways...blah blah *slaps self* I don’t wanna procrastinate on this fic! LOL I'll try no to.. but I can't promise that I won't... Sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes! I still suck at English.~ lolol.