Love Class (연애특강) - Chapter 1
Character Profiles ⇒ Prologue ⇒ Chapter 1
2 Months Later
Jaejoong walked out of the bathroom completely bare as he ruffled his hair with the towel.
On his way to his room, he noticed familiar dark orbs, filled with lust, staring at him.
Jaejoong smirked and continued to his room. He quickly glanced at the boy.
"You like what you see, Siwon?" He scoffed, wrapping his towel around his waist.
"Who wouldn't?" Siwon quickly answered.
Jaejoong sighed and opened the door to his room. "It was a rhetorical question."
Unknowingly, Siwon followed Jaejoong into his room and slammed him roughly up against the wall.
"Ahhh...” Jaejoong groaned in pain.
"Why must you tempt me so much?" Siwon hissed into Jaejoong's ears.
"I'm not doing anything." Jaejoong said pushing Siwon off of him.
"Well you must be doing something...because when I see you, you have such a hypnotic attraction." Siwon said moving back towards Jaejoong and wrapping his arms around his waist.
"Aha...Hehehe...” Jaejoong laughed creepily. “Siwon-sshi, you’re lucky that you make my sister happy or else I would kick your ass. I just hope you can KEEP her happy, because I love her.”
"Well that doesn’t mean I can't make you happy too..." Siwon moved in for a kiss until a painful interference met with the bulge in his pants.
Jaejoong had knee’d Siwon’s crotch.
"Ahhhh!!" Siwon yelped in pain.
Jaejoong laughed. “Anata wa baka desu ka?! I didn’t say I loved her THAT much!” Jaejoong snickered and started pushing Siwon out of his room. “Go, go, go!”
Siwon looked back at Jaejoong with a baffled face. “Your sister was right! You do speak Kapanese! You’re such a freak!”
Jaejoong froze and let go of Siwon, his head hung low.
The word that Jaejoong heard ever since he was a child, he hated it oh so very much.
His chuckle echoed the room, soon turning into a booming roar of laughter.
“A freak?! You’re calling ME a freak?! Oh Siwon-sshi you crack me up!” Jaejoong quickly and roughly kicked Siwon out the door, literally, anger obviously taking over his expression.
“OWWWW!” Siwon yelled, rolling on the floor from the burning sensation still inhabiting his crotch.
“Siwon?!” A female voice was heard from downstairs.
“Oh shit.” Jaejoong muttered. He quickly closed his door and locked it carefully.
Jaejoong heard their muffled voices on the other side of the door.
‘Omo! My poor baby!! Did that otaku do this to you!?’
Jaejoong’s eyes widened when there was an awkward silence.
He knew what was coming next so he hurriedly ran to his closet and grabbed his school uniform off the hanger.
Before Jaejoong knew it, he heard a loud banging at his door.
“JAEJOONG! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW! I’M GONNA’ KICK YOUR SCRAWNY ASS!!”
Jaejoong quickly put his clothes on and grabbed his backpack.
He heard the door’s lock click, so he ran towards the window.
Next thing he knew, he was in an eye-lock with Seulgi.
“KIM JAEJOONG, DON’T YOU DARE JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW!” She screeched, Siwon standing behind her in the hallway.
“When you tell me not to do things it only makes me want to do them more!” Jaejoong threw his bag out the window first, with a smirk.
He turned to look at his sister. “By the way, my butt isn’t scrawny. At least my ass isn’t a wall like yours! Kabe Onna!” Jaejoong yelled, sticking out his tongue before jumping out the window.
“You!!-“
All that was heard was a high pitched scream coming from Jaejoong’s room as he quickly ran through the main gate.
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Jaejoong let out a sigh of relief as he looked back to make sure no one was following him.
“That was close…” Jaejoong muttered.
As Jaejoong made his way into the school building he was halted by two squealing girls.
“J-Jaejoong Oppa, congratulations on winning first place in the Seattle writing competition. You were in the states longer than you said you were going to be… so we thought you caught the swine flu or something. But we’re glad you’re ok!” Both the girls shoved two boxes into Jaejoong’s arms and ran off.
Jaejoong was frozen in place for a while until he felt a hand on his shoulder.
He looked up at an annoyed Yoochun.
“Hey Chunnie~” Jaejoong said sweetly, continuing to walk away.
“Don’t ‘Hey Chunnie’ me! Thanks to you… you… GAH! JUST TAKE A LOOK FOR YOUR SELF.” With those final words, Yoochun dragged Jaejoong into the school halls to a room he’s never seen before.
“Just…watch…” Yoochun pulled the sliding door and Jaejoong was surprised by what he saw.
There were pictures of Yoochun and Junsu all over the walls. Photoshopped images of them together in ‘sexual situations’.
Jaejoong glanced around the room and there were a bunch of girl staring at them, eyes full of anger.
“YOOCHUN OPPA!” The girl with the words “boss” written on her shirt yelled.
“Shit…” Yoochun muttered.
“Yah! Are you cheating on Princess Junsu with Prince Jaejoong?!” The secretary yelled.
“And Prince Jaejoong, you are breaking the Yoosu and Yunjae coupling. Stick with your man!”
Jaejoong’s eyes widened in confusion. “My… my man??- My what?! What the hell are you talk-“
The girls stared at Jaejoong in fear. They have never seen this side of him.
Jaejoong coughed after realizing that he was ruining his image.
“I mean, what are you beautiful ladies talking about?” Jaejoong shot them an obviously fake smile.
The group of girls pushed their leader forward and backed away.
“W… well w-while you were g-gone… there was a new student who transferred in.”
Jaejoong nodded softly. “Continue…”
“…And he said that he knew you.” She said almost in a whisper.
“…Name?” Jaejoong asked curiously.
“Jung.. Jung Yunho…”
Jaejoong couldn’t believe his ears. ‘Isn’t that idiot supposed to be in a public school?!’ Jaejoong screamed in his head.
“JUNG YUNHO!? THAT BASTARD-“Jaejoong dashed out of the school before Yoochun could comprehend what was going on.
Yoochun remembered Jaejoong’s drunken rant 2 months ago.
“What am I going to do Yoochun?! That Yunho guy is living proof that man can live with a brain! I… I don’t like him! He even thought I was a first year... a first year Yoochun!”
Jaejoong wrapped his arms around Yoochun’s waist and cried.
“Yoochun! Let’s run away together, huh? We can get married; have kids, hell I’ll even let you have sex with me!
‘How else would you have a baby you idiot…?’ Yoochun shook that idea out of his head and sighed.
Before he knew it, Jaejoong reached his hand towards Yoochun’s crotch and squeezed his bulge through the thick clothing.
“Chunnnnnnie~” *hiccup*
Yoochun pried Jaejoong’s hand away from his private parts.
He twitched when Jaejoong returned to violating those parts without any humiliation. This time trying to kiss Yoochun.
‘This is why I don’t let this boy drink… especially around me. He’s without doubt drunk as hell.’
Yoochun blushed and covered his mouth with his hand, remembering what happened that night.
“King Yoochun?” The aggravating sweet girl called out.
Yoochun hurried out of the school, towards Jaejoong’s house in a flash.
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Thankfully, Jaejoong didn’t live far from the school.
When Jaejoong got to the front of his house, he noticed a few moving trucks parked at the entrance.
Since the gate was already open, Jaejoong made his way through his without hesitation.
Yoochun spotted Jaejoong and followed after him, also without hesitation.
“Mom! Seulgi!? MOM!!” Jaejoong yelled while roaming through the house.
He couldn’t help but eye all of the boxes somewhat blocking his way.
“Are you serious? Haha. ”A woman’s voice was heard coming from the kitchen.
Jaejoong ran towards the kitchen quickly and caught a small glimpse of his mom making a sandwich on the island.
Jaejoong sighed in relief as he slowly made his way towards his mom. ‘I guess she just ordered some things or got more stuff from dad.’ Jaejoong thought.
As Jaejoong got closer he noticed another figure sitting on a stool leaning against the island, smiling like an idiot.
“Here you go Yunho. Jaejoong says I’m the best at making sandwiches! Since you’re joining the family, it wouldn’t hurt if you tasted one, hmm?” She cut the sandwich in half and pushed it towards Yunho.
Yunho didn’t debate against that as he quickly took the sandwich into his hand and took a big bite.
Jaejoong’s mom eyed Yunho curiously while he chewed slowly, as if he were savoring the flavor.
Before Yunho finished chewing, Jaejoong’s mom shot up. “How is it?!”
Yunho stood up and put his hands on Ms. Kim’s shoulders. “It’s… It’s a masterpiece! It’s delicious!” He shook her shoulders repeatedly with a goofy smile until he started choking from not swallowing before talking.
“Omo!” She quickly poured some water for Yunho and started patting his back as he gulped down the water as if for dear life.
When Yunho finally calmed down, he smiled again. “I’m gonna’ have more of my sandwich!”
Mrs. Kim couldn’t help but laugh.
“Ahhh I wish Joongie was here. I don’t know why he went to school. I told Seulgi to tell him not to. He’d be so happy to see you. ~” Ms. Kim whined.
This time Yunho swallowed before he dare opened his mouth to speak.
“I don’t know Mrs. Kim… I don’t think Jaejoong likes me all that much....”
“Nonsense!” She yelled.
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Jaejoong couldn’t believe his eyes. ‘What was going on? Were… were those boxes I saw for Yunho?? Was he moving in? No... No, this can’t be happening!’ Jaejoong was having a panic attack in his head as he backed away from the kitchen.
Without warning, Jaejoong unintentionally bumped into an undersized statue with a sword pointing forward.
Jaejoong turned around in shock after he felt the sharp disturbance make contact with his butt.
And to his horror, the statue tottered from side to side on the stand making a silent sound of a coin hitting marble.
Jaejoong sighed in relief as the statue stood its ground in silence.
“Joongie?” A soft voice came from behind.
Jaejoong slowly turned around with a nervous smile carved onto his lips, 2 pairs of eyes watching him closely.
‘Shit…’ Jaejoong thought.
“H-hey mom....” Jaejoong managed to choke out. “…Yunho” He said coldly.
“Hey Jaeboo” Yunho greeted with a content smirk.
That nickname alone had the power to make him shudder in disgust.
‘DAMN! This house is huge to me no matter how many times I’ve been in it!’ Yoochun thought to himself.
When he spotted Jaejoong he suddenly felt ecstatic. “Jaejoong-“
Before Yoochun could finish, a figure in front of Jaejoong caught his eye.
“Y-yunnie…?” Yoochun said quietly as all three figures turned towards him
Yunho's eyes widened a bit at the familiar face.
“Yoochun-ah…” Yunho whispered.
Jaejoong glanced back and forth from Yunho to Yoochun in confusion. “Ehh!?” He yelled out.
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A/N
Sorry for not updating this until now guys! I’m REEEEALLY sorry. I had swine flu last week ;A;’’. I’m gonna update at least one more time this afternoon. Maybe… >_> Btw sorry ‘This love, This hate’ readers, the story is currently on hiatus because of exams....um next week? Yeah I think they’re next week xD. Btw, I don’t think ALL my chapters will be THIS long o-o… Oh yeah ONE MORE THING! You guys take care of your health because swine flu was SERIOUSLY dreadful! Sorry for any grammar or spelling errors! Please comment and enjoy. ~
EDIT :: My parents kept me busy with Christmas decorating =_=. UGGGH My back! I'm too young to feel so old! Lol. Everytime I tried to write, my mom called me. As if she KNEW I was writing about Yunjae xD and was trying to prevent it. ; u ; I tried to update again... and I PHAILED lol. When I finally had a chance to write, I had to wash my clothes and shower. THEN before i knew it, it was time for me to go to bed. Curse you schooool! I'm sorry guys.
I'll do it tomorrow after school on Tuesday~ LOL Sorry. My parents are the type that make their kids do Manual labour without any SHAME!
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2 Months Later
Jaejoong walked out of the bathroom completely bare as he ruffled his hair with the towel.
On his way to his room, he noticed familiar dark orbs, filled with lust, staring at him.
Jaejoong smirked and continued to his room. He quickly glanced at the boy.
"You like what you see, Siwon?" He scoffed, wrapping his towel around his waist.
"Who wouldn't?" Siwon quickly answered.
Jaejoong sighed and opened the door to his room. "It was a rhetorical question."
Unknowingly, Siwon followed Jaejoong into his room and slammed him roughly up against the wall.
"Ahhh...” Jaejoong groaned in pain.
"Why must you tempt me so much?" Siwon hissed into Jaejoong's ears.
"I'm not doing anything." Jaejoong said pushing Siwon off of him.
"Well you must be doing something...because when I see you, you have such a hypnotic attraction." Siwon said moving back towards Jaejoong and wrapping his arms around his waist.
"Aha...Hehehe...” Jaejoong laughed creepily. “Siwon-sshi, you’re lucky that you make my sister happy or else I would kick your ass. I just hope you can KEEP her happy, because I love her.”
"Well that doesn’t mean I can't make you happy too..." Siwon moved in for a kiss until a painful interference met with the bulge in his pants.
Jaejoong had knee’d Siwon’s crotch.
"Ahhhh!!" Siwon yelped in pain.
Jaejoong laughed. “Anata wa baka desu ka?! I didn’t say I loved her THAT much!” Jaejoong snickered and started pushing Siwon out of his room. “Go, go, go!”
Siwon looked back at Jaejoong with a baffled face. “Your sister was right! You do speak Kapanese! You’re such a freak!”
Jaejoong froze and let go of Siwon, his head hung low.
The word that Jaejoong heard ever since he was a child, he hated it oh so very much.
His chuckle echoed the room, soon turning into a booming roar of laughter.
“A freak?! You’re calling ME a freak?! Oh Siwon-sshi you crack me up!” Jaejoong quickly and roughly kicked Siwon out the door, literally, anger obviously taking over his expression.
“OWWWW!” Siwon yelled, rolling on the floor from the burning sensation still inhabiting his crotch.
“Siwon?!” A female voice was heard from downstairs.
“Oh shit.” Jaejoong muttered. He quickly closed his door and locked it carefully.
Jaejoong heard their muffled voices on the other side of the door.
‘Omo! My poor baby!! Did that otaku do this to you!?’
Jaejoong’s eyes widened when there was an awkward silence.
He knew what was coming next so he hurriedly ran to his closet and grabbed his school uniform off the hanger.
Before Jaejoong knew it, he heard a loud banging at his door.
“JAEJOONG! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW! I’M GONNA’ KICK YOUR SCRAWNY ASS!!”
Jaejoong quickly put his clothes on and grabbed his backpack.
He heard the door’s lock click, so he ran towards the window.
Next thing he knew, he was in an eye-lock with Seulgi.
“KIM JAEJOONG, DON’T YOU DARE JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW!” She screeched, Siwon standing behind her in the hallway.
“When you tell me not to do things it only makes me want to do them more!” Jaejoong threw his bag out the window first, with a smirk.
He turned to look at his sister. “By the way, my butt isn’t scrawny. At least my ass isn’t a wall like yours! Kabe Onna!” Jaejoong yelled, sticking out his tongue before jumping out the window.
“You!!-“
All that was heard was a high pitched scream coming from Jaejoong’s room as he quickly ran through the main gate.
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Jaejoong let out a sigh of relief as he looked back to make sure no one was following him.
“That was close…” Jaejoong muttered.
As Jaejoong made his way into the school building he was halted by two squealing girls.
“J-Jaejoong Oppa, congratulations on winning first place in the Seattle writing competition. You were in the states longer than you said you were going to be… so we thought you caught the swine flu or something. But we’re glad you’re ok!” Both the girls shoved two boxes into Jaejoong’s arms and ran off.
Jaejoong was frozen in place for a while until he felt a hand on his shoulder.
He looked up at an annoyed Yoochun.
“Hey Chunnie~” Jaejoong said sweetly, continuing to walk away.
“Don’t ‘Hey Chunnie’ me! Thanks to you… you… GAH! JUST TAKE A LOOK FOR YOUR SELF.” With those final words, Yoochun dragged Jaejoong into the school halls to a room he’s never seen before.
“Just…watch…” Yoochun pulled the sliding door and Jaejoong was surprised by what he saw.
There were pictures of Yoochun and Junsu all over the walls. Photoshopped images of them together in ‘sexual situations’.
Jaejoong glanced around the room and there were a bunch of girl staring at them, eyes full of anger.
“YOOCHUN OPPA!” The girl with the words “boss” written on her shirt yelled.
“Shit…” Yoochun muttered.
“Yah! Are you cheating on Princess Junsu with Prince Jaejoong?!” The secretary yelled.
“And Prince Jaejoong, you are breaking the Yoosu and Yunjae coupling. Stick with your man!”
Jaejoong’s eyes widened in confusion. “My… my man??- My what?! What the hell are you talk-“
The girls stared at Jaejoong in fear. They have never seen this side of him.
Jaejoong coughed after realizing that he was ruining his image.
“I mean, what are you beautiful ladies talking about?” Jaejoong shot them an obviously fake smile.
The group of girls pushed their leader forward and backed away.
“W… well w-while you were g-gone… there was a new student who transferred in.”
Jaejoong nodded softly. “Continue…”
“…And he said that he knew you.” She said almost in a whisper.
“…Name?” Jaejoong asked curiously.
“Jung.. Jung Yunho…”
Jaejoong couldn’t believe his ears. ‘Isn’t that idiot supposed to be in a public school?!’ Jaejoong screamed in his head.
“JUNG YUNHO!? THAT BASTARD-“Jaejoong dashed out of the school before Yoochun could comprehend what was going on.
Yoochun remembered Jaejoong’s drunken rant 2 months ago.
“What am I going to do Yoochun?! That Yunho guy is living proof that man can live with a brain! I… I don’t like him! He even thought I was a first year... a first year Yoochun!”
Jaejoong wrapped his arms around Yoochun’s waist and cried.
“Yoochun! Let’s run away together, huh? We can get married; have kids, hell I’ll even let you have sex with me!
‘How else would you have a baby you idiot…?’ Yoochun shook that idea out of his head and sighed.
Before he knew it, Jaejoong reached his hand towards Yoochun’s crotch and squeezed his bulge through the thick clothing.
“Chunnnnnnie~” *hiccup*
Yoochun pried Jaejoong’s hand away from his private parts.
He twitched when Jaejoong returned to violating those parts without any humiliation. This time trying to kiss Yoochun.
‘This is why I don’t let this boy drink… especially around me. He’s without doubt drunk as hell.’
Yoochun blushed and covered his mouth with his hand, remembering what happened that night.
“King Yoochun?” The aggravating sweet girl called out.
Yoochun hurried out of the school, towards Jaejoong’s house in a flash.
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Thankfully, Jaejoong didn’t live far from the school.
When Jaejoong got to the front of his house, he noticed a few moving trucks parked at the entrance.
Since the gate was already open, Jaejoong made his way through his without hesitation.
Yoochun spotted Jaejoong and followed after him, also without hesitation.
“Mom! Seulgi!? MOM!!” Jaejoong yelled while roaming through the house.
He couldn’t help but eye all of the boxes somewhat blocking his way.
“Are you serious? Haha. ”A woman’s voice was heard coming from the kitchen.
Jaejoong ran towards the kitchen quickly and caught a small glimpse of his mom making a sandwich on the island.
Jaejoong sighed in relief as he slowly made his way towards his mom. ‘I guess she just ordered some things or got more stuff from dad.’ Jaejoong thought.
As Jaejoong got closer he noticed another figure sitting on a stool leaning against the island, smiling like an idiot.
“Here you go Yunho. Jaejoong says I’m the best at making sandwiches! Since you’re joining the family, it wouldn’t hurt if you tasted one, hmm?” She cut the sandwich in half and pushed it towards Yunho.
Yunho didn’t debate against that as he quickly took the sandwich into his hand and took a big bite.
Jaejoong’s mom eyed Yunho curiously while he chewed slowly, as if he were savoring the flavor.
Before Yunho finished chewing, Jaejoong’s mom shot up. “How is it?!”
Yunho stood up and put his hands on Ms. Kim’s shoulders. “It’s… It’s a masterpiece! It’s delicious!” He shook her shoulders repeatedly with a goofy smile until he started choking from not swallowing before talking.
“Omo!” She quickly poured some water for Yunho and started patting his back as he gulped down the water as if for dear life.
When Yunho finally calmed down, he smiled again. “I’m gonna’ have more of my sandwich!”
Mrs. Kim couldn’t help but laugh.
“Ahhh I wish Joongie was here. I don’t know why he went to school. I told Seulgi to tell him not to. He’d be so happy to see you. ~” Ms. Kim whined.
This time Yunho swallowed before he dare opened his mouth to speak.
“I don’t know Mrs. Kim… I don’t think Jaejoong likes me all that much....”
“Nonsense!” She yelled.
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Jaejoong couldn’t believe his eyes. ‘What was going on? Were… were those boxes I saw for Yunho?? Was he moving in? No... No, this can’t be happening!’ Jaejoong was having a panic attack in his head as he backed away from the kitchen.
Without warning, Jaejoong unintentionally bumped into an undersized statue with a sword pointing forward.
Jaejoong turned around in shock after he felt the sharp disturbance make contact with his butt.
And to his horror, the statue tottered from side to side on the stand making a silent sound of a coin hitting marble.
Jaejoong sighed in relief as the statue stood its ground in silence.
“Joongie?” A soft voice came from behind.
Jaejoong slowly turned around with a nervous smile carved onto his lips, 2 pairs of eyes watching him closely.
‘Shit…’ Jaejoong thought.
“H-hey mom....” Jaejoong managed to choke out. “…Yunho” He said coldly.
“Hey Jaeboo” Yunho greeted with a content smirk.
That nickname alone had the power to make him shudder in disgust.
‘DAMN! This house is huge to me no matter how many times I’ve been in it!’ Yoochun thought to himself.
When he spotted Jaejoong he suddenly felt ecstatic. “Jaejoong-“
Before Yoochun could finish, a figure in front of Jaejoong caught his eye.
“Y-yunnie…?” Yoochun said quietly as all three figures turned towards him
Yunho's eyes widened a bit at the familiar face.
“Yoochun-ah…” Yunho whispered.
Jaejoong glanced back and forth from Yunho to Yoochun in confusion. “Ehh!?” He yelled out.
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A/N
Sorry for not updating this until now guys! I’m REEEEALLY sorry. I had swine flu last week ;A;’’. I’m gonna update at least one more time this afternoon. Maybe… >_> Btw sorry ‘This love, This hate’ readers, the story is currently on hiatus because of exams....um next week? Yeah I think they’re next week xD. Btw, I don’t think ALL my chapters will be THIS long o-o… Oh yeah ONE MORE THING! You guys take care of your health because swine flu was SERIOUSLY dreadful! Sorry for any grammar or spelling errors! Please comment and enjoy. ~
EDIT :: My parents kept me busy with Christmas decorating =_=. UGGGH My back! I'm too young to feel so old! Lol. Everytime I tried to write, my mom called me. As if she KNEW I was writing about Yunjae xD and was trying to prevent it. ; u ; I tried to update again... and I PHAILED lol. When I finally had a chance to write, I had to wash my clothes and shower. THEN before i knew it, it was time for me to go to bed. Curse you schooool! I'm sorry guys.
I'll do it tomorrow after school on Tuesday~ LOL Sorry. My parents are the type that make their kids do Manual labour without any SHAME!
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