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Clark!!! You fucking dork, get home right now.............. Or I'm going to remove your testicles with a meteor rock and my bare hands. Braxton-Hicks aren't supposed to feel like this, I know what Toby said. Contrary to all that crap, I am not a woman and neither do I have a human baby growing in my damned ass.
I promise I won't really kill everyone in Smallville, and I don't hate you...... Fuck oh this hurts. Bring me some apple pie, pickles and cherry ice cream will you?
I promise I won't really kill everyone in Smallville, and I don't hate you...... Fuck oh this hurts. Bring me some apple pie, pickles and cherry ice cream will you?