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[yougongetsarged]

YEEEEEEEHAW! Thank God Command transferred my supplies to Hell. I knew I didn't want to take on demonic Blues without the ol' Warthog!

Let's go, dirtbags! WHOO!

[Sarge is driving a combat jeep very fast and haphazardly around, running over Prinnies. This music is blaring from the radio, which he doesn't know how to stop.]

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[jump_isforkids]

AYIIIIIIIIEE *gets run over*

*but stays affixed to the front of the jeep, holding on to the grate with what consciousness he has left*

[yougongetsarged]

Hey, that's an impressive grip! Wanna come topside and man the gatling gun? We gotta blast these damn annoying penguin Blues!

[jump_isforkids]

I'LL JOIN WHATEVER THING YOU WANT JUST STOP THE DAMN CAAAAAR

[yougongetsarged]

*SCREECHES TO A FUCKING STOP*

Alright, son, hop to it!

[memoryisthekey]

There's so much wrong with that that I'm not sure where to start.

[yougongetsarged]

And just what the hell is wrong with doing what I do best?

[memoryisthekey]

For starters, where did you even get that jeep?

[yougongetsarged]

Command transferred it to that bank, along with some other supplies.

[knockyoualldown]

Please drive responsibly!

[yougongetsarged]

I am driving responsibly! Right into Blues!

*guns jeep at Garland*

[knockyoualldown]

*desperately attempts to flee*

It's more of a cyan!

[yougongetsarged]

Hue doesn't matter! It's just custom blue!

*presumably catches up and rams*