Zim's Log

[youfearthefist]

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[twitchnosewitch]

Aww! You're SO CUTE!

[youfearthefist]

What? Wait! No one is supposed to be able to read this! My security is invincible! This must be GIR's fault. You see nothing!

[twitchnosewitch]

You forgot to lock it, sweetie.

If it helps, I'm not exactly human, so I'm not anyone you're supposed to be conquering. I'm sure your Tallest will understand.

[youfearthefist]

Wh-how do you know about the Tallest?!

[octopus_hubris]

I thought you should know..... contrary to the label on its packaging, a laxative actually endows ordinary humans with super strength for a day.

[youfearthefist]

What? But... SLARK! Why does nobody tell me these things? I must not let Dib have the brownie of super-strength. *paces, muttering to himself* But what to do with it, what to do? I cannot keep it in my lab, he might stumble across it and gain super-strength here which would be even worse! *shakes tiny fist*

[octopus_hubris]

............

*waits, watches*

[youfearthefist]

Ah-HA! I'll give the brownie to Gaz! She won't know she has super-strenght, and the next time she gives one of those awful hug-things to her dear beloved brother--POW! AHAH-ahem, computer!

AhHAHAHAHAHAA!