Zim's Log
7 Sekuik, 700124pr
The invading goes well. Today, I tripped Dib at lunch and he fell face-first into his lunch. Everyone laughed, including me, because Dib's suffering is funny.
I also started my conquest of the smelly humans' pitiful intar-web network thing. The arguing, the pretending, the vicious pack behavior, it's all just like at skool! This, then, must be the repository of all human thought, and I, ZIM, will control it! Ahahah-wait.
Computer, I want that laughter bigger. And a different color. And bold it! Ahem.
AhHAHAHAA!
Much better. Anyway, apparrently Tak is in the intar-web network thing, and she's still mad. I wish I knew why. But at least I don't have to worry--she may be taller, but she's just a janitor. I'm an Invader! VICTORY FOR ZIM!
Tomorrow, I will place a laxative-laced brownie where Dib cannot help but find it. He will eat it, and then... I will have my REVENGE!
The invading goes well. Today, I tripped Dib at lunch and he fell face-first into his lunch. Everyone laughed, including me, because Dib's suffering is funny.
I also started my conquest of the smelly humans' pitiful intar-web network thing. The arguing, the pretending, the vicious pack behavior, it's all just like at skool! This, then, must be the repository of all human thought, and I, ZIM, will control it! Ahahah-wait.
Computer, I want that laughter bigger. And a different color. And bold it! Ahem.
AhHAHAHAA!
Much better. Anyway, apparrently Tak is in the intar-web network thing, and she's still mad. I wish I knew why. But at least I don't have to worry--she may be taller, but she's just a janitor. I'm an Invader! VICTORY FOR ZIM!
Tomorrow, I will place a laxative-laced brownie where Dib cannot help but find it. He will eat it, and then... I will have my REVENGE!