A Zim moment
((This is a log of Zim's premeire in the #sagesanctuary room on Dalnet. Other things were happening, too, non-Zim-related, but they have been edited out for the sake of clarity. Enjoy!))
[22:41] * YouFearTheFist (icechat5@dm-17930.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #sagesanctuary
[22:41] (Emily) Oh...dear....
[22:41] (stardustedlady) ((*cheers for ZIM!*))
[22:41] * octopus notices Emily, but isn't sure if he should agknowledge her or not- also noticing Zim, he squints thoughtfully.
[22:41] (DrOctavius) ((*hee!*))
[22:42] (YouFearTheFist) Zhuhwha? *blinks big pink-red eyes, looking around in confusion* How did I get here?
[22:42] (octopus) [hnn hnn hnn...... this might be a good distraction. When is that storm going to subside?!]
[22:42] (YouFearTheFist) GIR! What did you do now?
[22:42] * Emily looks around for new faces...smiles at Yvaine, Zim, and Leela.
[22:42] (YouFearTheFist) ...GIR?
[22:43] * DrOctavius snuggles with Yvaine, watching the newcomer with amused interest.
[22:43] * stardustedlady smiles and nods politely at Emily, and waves to Leela, before settling in for snuggles and Zim-watching.
[22:43] * Quint looks over Zim, flinces slightly... totally different person, but that sort of yelling is familiar
[22:43] * Emily goes over to make herself some tea, finishes, and sits down, looking around at everyone, and at a discarded pile of peanut shells.She giggles.
[22:43] (YouFearTheFist) *An arm extends from the top of Zim's pak, reaching over his head to hold a microphone-like device in front of his face.* GIR! Come here!
[22:44] * octopus looks at Hermes, then Emily, then Zim... then Hermes
[22:44] * Emily blinks at Zim, "Um, Sir, could you be quieter please?"
[22:44] * YouFearTheFist emits a faint sound of radio static, and starts to look a little worried.
[22:44] * GadgetQueen hands Emily a water pistol.
[22:44] * Emily looks at the pistol, then at gadgetqueen.
[22:44] (stardustedlady) ((...go go Gadget water pistols?))
[22:44] (Emily) ((don't make me start.))
[22:45] * YouFearTheFist swallows nervously, the arm retracting. Warily, he eyes the pistol. "Is that... water?"
[22:45] (Emily) Um, I think so.
[22:45] * Emily gets a little bit more confident, "Yes, it is, now be quiet."
[22:45] * GadgetQueen is a horrible, horrible enabler of people, you see.
[22:46] * octopus addresses the irken. "That woman there is the president of Earth. You'd better do as she says or you'll be arrested for treason."
[22:46] (RatchetHuman) ((Ha!))
[22:46] * Emily 'huh's?..."Of course I am!"
[22:46] (YouFearTheFist) ...yes, well, good. As a perfectly normal (where's my disguise?) *Spiderlike limbs extend from his pak, poking contact lenses into his eyes and hiding his antennae under a wig.* ahem, as a perfectly normal earthling human boy, I have nothing to fear.
[22:47] (Quint) (Heh... for once Quint's not the only one in the room pretending to be human...)
[22:47] (Emily) Now, little servant, let me confirm that you are not an alient trying to take over the planet from the inside out.
[22:47] (Quint) (I think he's better at it than Zim tho...)
[22:47] * Emily shoots a grin over at Octopus.
[22:48] (YouFearTheFist) O-of course I'm not! I just said! Of course I'm human--look at my neck! See?
[22:48] * octopus stands idle, looking imposing..... decides to continue playing along with what he started.
[22:48] (Emily) And that's my..official bodyguard.
[22:48] (DrOctavius) Perfectly normal human boy... ? I know the alternate universes are /different/, but not /that/ much...
[22:48] * stardustedlady giggles softly.
[22:48] (YouFearTheFist) Filthy human neck. Right there. *points*
[22:48] (Emily) Say anything and I'll have him tear you from limb to limb.
[22:49] * Quint doesn't even look up from his cleaning, to Zim. "Use soap..."
[22:49] * YouFearTheFist shoots a uniquiely Zimish glare at octopus.
[22:49] * DrOctavius smirks.
[22:49] * octopus gives Zim a uniquely Octaviusish gorilla-face
[22:49] * DrOctavius wishes he had a banana to offer him.
[22:50] * YouFearTheFist makes a quiet "yee" sound, 'cause that's not a good face to look at.
[22:51] * Emily gives Octo a discreet thumbs up.
[22:52] (octopus) Hmph. *continues to give Zim a baleful glare, ignoring the booming noises from without*
[22:52] * YouFearTheFist juts up his chin and gives a defiant Irken glare. "You don't frighten me, greasy round one. I am a normal earth-boy!"
[22:53] (DrOctavius) ((greasy round one. LOL))
[22:54] * Quint keeps distance from Zim...
[22:55] (octopus) Where's your nose? Was it confiscated?
[22:55] (Emily) Greasy Round one.
[22:55] * Emily snerks.
[22:55] * octopus glowers
[22:55] * Emily bites it back.
[22:55] (YouFearTheFist) I HAVE A SKIN CONDITION! *shakes tiny fists*
[22:55] (DrOctavius) You have a mental condition...
[22:55] (Emily) QUiet earth boy, or I shall punish you with my water gun.
[22:56] * Emily levels the gun at Zim.
[22:56] * YouFearTheFist cringes.
[22:57] (YouFearTheFist) There is no need for water-torture O Human President.
[22:57] (Emily) THta's what I though, non-alien.
[22:58] * octopus makes a noise like a stalling car.
[22:58] (YouFearTheFist) Yes. I am a disgusting earth-human-thing that smells like feet, and certainly not a superior being from farther than your tiny minds can conceive, come her to crush you, /crush you all/! Not one of those.
[22:59] (Emily) Oh absolutely not!
[22:59] (YouFearTheFist) [Oh, they will rue the day they did this to Zim. Rue it, I say!]
[22:59] * Emily looks at Zim, "You're right!"
[22:59] (octopus) Maybe he's from Russia.
[22:59] (Emily) Earth-boy, why do you think you smell like feet?
[22:59] * Emily giggles.
[23:00] * Emily gets back her scary president face.
[23:00] (YouFearTheFist) Er, uh, it's the usual... human... stink?
[23:00] * Quint looks over at Zim. "If you really aren't, you might want to stop insisting you aren't... because it sounds like you are..."
[23:00] (Emily) And you think humans normally stink?
[23:00] (YouFearTheFist) Of COURSE humans normally stink! Doesn't your puny inferior nose work?
[23:01] (Emily) MY puny inferior nose?!
[23:01] * Emily TOWERS over Zim.
[23:01] (Emily) You dare call madame president's nose inferior?!
[23:01] * stardustedlady murrs and wiggles her toes at him through her silk slippers.
[23:01] * Emily places the gun between Zim's eyes.
[23:01] (YouFearTheFist) Well, um, that is... if you can't smell the feety-human-stink... eep!
[23:01] (octopus) ............
[23:01] (DrOctavius) Are you amused by this small, green, alien-person?
[23:02] (Emily) WHAT did you say, earth-boy!
[23:02] (stardustedlady) Maybe it's because he's so very short, and you're so tall, Madam President?
[23:02] * Emily looks up at Otto and gives him a conspiratorial wink, "This is not an alien, it's a human!"
[23:02] (YouFearTheFist) I am NOT an alien! I am a perfectly normal earth-boy like any other earty-boy. Except Dib--he's insane and no one should listen to him.
[23:03] (octopus) Hnn hnn hnn...... yes.
[23:03] (Emily) Of course not.
[23:03] (octopus) Filthy little ape.
[23:03] * Emily pulls the gun away from between Zim's eyes and hmpffs at him.
[23:04] * YouFearTheFist relaxes, wiping his forehead. "Whew."
[23:04] * octopus sits down, not feeling creative enough to come up with another way of torturing the tiny Irken at the moment.
[23:05] (YouFearTheFist) I, um... need to go find... my schoolwork. Yes. Normal, earth-boy schoolwork. *flees*
[23:05] * stardustedlady rather wishes Tak were here to see this...
[23:06] (stardustedlady) Silly Irken.
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[22:41] (Emily) Oh...dear....
[22:41] (stardustedlady) ((*cheers for ZIM!*))
[22:41] * octopus notices Emily, but isn't sure if he should agknowledge her or not- also noticing Zim, he squints thoughtfully.
[22:41] (DrOctavius) ((*hee!*))
[22:42] (YouFearTheFist) Zhuhwha? *blinks big pink-red eyes, looking around in confusion* How did I get here?
[22:42] (octopus) [hnn hnn hnn...... this might be a good distraction. When is that storm going to subside?!]
[22:42] (YouFearTheFist) GIR! What did you do now?
[22:42] * Emily looks around for new faces...smiles at Yvaine, Zim, and Leela.
[22:42] (YouFearTheFist) ...GIR?
[22:43] * DrOctavius snuggles with Yvaine, watching the newcomer with amused interest.
[22:43] * stardustedlady smiles and nods politely at Emily, and waves to Leela, before settling in for snuggles and Zim-watching.
[22:43] * Quint looks over Zim, flinces slightly... totally different person, but that sort of yelling is familiar
[22:43] * Emily goes over to make herself some tea, finishes, and sits down, looking around at everyone, and at a discarded pile of peanut shells.She giggles.
[22:43] (YouFearTheFist) *An arm extends from the top of Zim's pak, reaching over his head to hold a microphone-like device in front of his face.* GIR! Come here!
[22:44] * octopus looks at Hermes, then Emily, then Zim... then Hermes
[22:44] * Emily blinks at Zim, "Um, Sir, could you be quieter please?"
[22:44] * YouFearTheFist emits a faint sound of radio static, and starts to look a little worried.
[22:44] * GadgetQueen hands Emily a water pistol.
[22:44] * Emily looks at the pistol, then at gadgetqueen.
[22:44] (stardustedlady) ((...go go Gadget water pistols?))
[22:44] (Emily) ((don't make me start.))
[22:45] * YouFearTheFist swallows nervously, the arm retracting. Warily, he eyes the pistol. "Is that... water?"
[22:45] (Emily) Um, I think so.
[22:45] * Emily gets a little bit more confident, "Yes, it is, now be quiet."
[22:45] * GadgetQueen is a horrible, horrible enabler of people, you see.
[22:46] * octopus addresses the irken. "That woman there is the president of Earth. You'd better do as she says or you'll be arrested for treason."
[22:46] (RatchetHuman) ((Ha!))
[22:46] * Emily 'huh's?..."Of course I am!"
[22:46] (YouFearTheFist) ...yes, well, good. As a perfectly normal (where's my disguise?) *Spiderlike limbs extend from his pak, poking contact lenses into his eyes and hiding his antennae under a wig.* ahem, as a perfectly normal earthling human boy, I have nothing to fear.
[22:47] (Quint) (Heh... for once Quint's not the only one in the room pretending to be human...)
[22:47] (Emily) Now, little servant, let me confirm that you are not an alient trying to take over the planet from the inside out.
[22:47] (Quint) (I think he's better at it than Zim tho...)
[22:47] * Emily shoots a grin over at Octopus.
[22:48] (YouFearTheFist) O-of course I'm not! I just said! Of course I'm human--look at my neck! See?
[22:48] * octopus stands idle, looking imposing..... decides to continue playing along with what he started.
[22:48] (Emily) And that's my..official bodyguard.
[22:48] (DrOctavius) Perfectly normal human boy... ? I know the alternate universes are /different/, but not /that/ much...
[22:48] * stardustedlady giggles softly.
[22:48] (YouFearTheFist) Filthy human neck. Right there. *points*
[22:48] (Emily) Say anything and I'll have him tear you from limb to limb.
[22:49] * Quint doesn't even look up from his cleaning, to Zim. "Use soap..."
[22:49] * YouFearTheFist shoots a uniquiely Zimish glare at octopus.
[22:49] * DrOctavius smirks.
[22:49] * octopus gives Zim a uniquely Octaviusish gorilla-face
[22:49] * DrOctavius wishes he had a banana to offer him.
[22:50] * YouFearTheFist makes a quiet "yee" sound, 'cause that's not a good face to look at.
[22:51] * Emily gives Octo a discreet thumbs up.
[22:52] (octopus) Hmph. *continues to give Zim a baleful glare, ignoring the booming noises from without*
[22:52] * YouFearTheFist juts up his chin and gives a defiant Irken glare. "You don't frighten me, greasy round one. I am a normal earth-boy!"
[22:53] (DrOctavius) ((greasy round one. LOL))
[22:54] * Quint keeps distance from Zim...
[22:55] (octopus) Where's your nose? Was it confiscated?
[22:55] (Emily) Greasy Round one.
[22:55] * Emily snerks.
[22:55] * octopus glowers
[22:55] * Emily bites it back.
[22:55] (YouFearTheFist) I HAVE A SKIN CONDITION! *shakes tiny fists*
[22:55] (DrOctavius) You have a mental condition...
[22:55] (Emily) QUiet earth boy, or I shall punish you with my water gun.
[22:56] * Emily levels the gun at Zim.
[22:56] * YouFearTheFist cringes.
[22:57] (YouFearTheFist) There is no need for water-torture O Human President.
[22:57] (Emily) THta's what I though, non-alien.
[22:58] * octopus makes a noise like a stalling car.
[22:58] (YouFearTheFist) Yes. I am a disgusting earth-human-thing that smells like feet, and certainly not a superior being from farther than your tiny minds can conceive, come her to crush you, /crush you all/! Not one of those.
[22:59] (Emily) Oh absolutely not!
[22:59] (YouFearTheFist) [Oh, they will rue the day they did this to Zim. Rue it, I say!]
[22:59] * Emily looks at Zim, "You're right!"
[22:59] (octopus) Maybe he's from Russia.
[22:59] (Emily) Earth-boy, why do you think you smell like feet?
[22:59] * Emily giggles.
[23:00] * Emily gets back her scary president face.
[23:00] (YouFearTheFist) Er, uh, it's the usual... human... stink?
[23:00] * Quint looks over at Zim. "If you really aren't, you might want to stop insisting you aren't... because it sounds like you are..."
[23:00] (Emily) And you think humans normally stink?
[23:00] (YouFearTheFist) Of COURSE humans normally stink! Doesn't your puny inferior nose work?
[23:01] (Emily) MY puny inferior nose?!
[23:01] * Emily TOWERS over Zim.
[23:01] (Emily) You dare call madame president's nose inferior?!
[23:01] * stardustedlady murrs and wiggles her toes at him through her silk slippers.
[23:01] * Emily places the gun between Zim's eyes.
[23:01] (YouFearTheFist) Well, um, that is... if you can't smell the feety-human-stink... eep!
[23:01] (octopus) ............
[23:01] (DrOctavius) Are you amused by this small, green, alien-person?
[23:02] (Emily) WHAT did you say, earth-boy!
[23:02] (stardustedlady) Maybe it's because he's so very short, and you're so tall, Madam President?
[23:02] * Emily looks up at Otto and gives him a conspiratorial wink, "This is not an alien, it's a human!"
[23:02] (YouFearTheFist) I am NOT an alien! I am a perfectly normal earth-boy like any other earty-boy. Except Dib--he's insane and no one should listen to him.
[23:03] (octopus) Hnn hnn hnn...... yes.
[23:03] (Emily) Of course not.
[23:03] (octopus) Filthy little ape.
[23:03] * Emily pulls the gun away from between Zim's eyes and hmpffs at him.
[23:04] * YouFearTheFist relaxes, wiping his forehead. "Whew."
[23:04] * octopus sits down, not feeling creative enough to come up with another way of torturing the tiny Irken at the moment.
[23:05] (YouFearTheFist) I, um... need to go find... my schoolwork. Yes. Normal, earth-boy schoolwork. *flees*
[23:05] * stardustedlady rather wishes Tak were here to see this...
[23:06] (stardustedlady) Silly Irken.
[23:08] * YouFearTheFist (icechat5@dm-17930.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has left #sagesanctuary