[The Stewardess is standing on Deck 03 with a pair of expensive looking sunglasses on her face, looking out over the ocean. She leans out, squinting ( Read more... )

You people are filthy animals.

CAPTAIN!

[there is an odd silence. The Stewardess sounds confused at the lack of response.]

Captain? Where are -

[the sound of a door opening slowly.]

You've got things to do, Cap -

[SQUAWK!]

There! I've finally got all the Halloween decorations up! It was a big job, but it's not like anyone ever appreciates all the hard work I do. No, you passengers are all too busy running around and eating sweeties to notice me scrubbing, vacuuming, straightening and toiling away, working my fingers to the bone!

But doesn't the ship look beautiful? I ( Read more... )

Mmmm. That was delicious.

If anyone needs a new keycard or comm...

[She yawns.]

It can wait. Don't make messes, you worthless passengers.

I'm taking a nap.

[[ OOC: Herz will return in 24 hours. ]]