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[youdbettertip]

You people are filthy animals.

CAPTAIN!

[there is an odd silence. The Stewardess sounds confused at the lack of response.]

Captain? Where are -

[the sound of a door opening slowly.]

You've got things to do, Cap -

[SQUAWK!]

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[screwyoubob]

Are you alright?!

[youdbettertip]

[the Stewardess' heels click rapidly down the corridor. After a full minute she stops for breath.]

My eyes are going to bleed.

[screwyoubob]

Oh, did you see Captainjameswolfgangredd and the Heron... you know?

[youdbettertip]

Congratulations, Baijznyherglert'allalax. You're pretty perceptive.

[not_a_rock]

That's really not very n-...

Is everything all right?

[youdbettertip]

[The Stewardess huffs, catching her breath.]

Yes. It's fine, it's fine. Don't worry about it, because you can't help.

[not_a_rock]

... All right.

Sorry to bother you, then.

[youdbettertip]

Nevermind that!

[pimp_hat]

Sounds like joo guys be havin' a helluva party.

[youdbettertip]

They are. I never get a break.

[pimp_hat]

Dat be too bad. Be soundin' like joo need one.

[youdbettertip]

I do, but you people never give me the chance. Always making messes, aren't you?

[misterhoodsir]

Oh hey, it's the...bunny lady.

Everything alright? Need...any help?

[youdbettertip]

Excuse me?

No, I don't need help. You wouldn't be able to help anyway.

[hylian_courage]

What happened?

[youdbettertip]

Nothing little kids need to know about!