BAKING

[youcanhaskatara]

I'M FEELING QUITE A BIT BETTER TODAY. WE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE SO IT WASN'T AS SCARY TO SLEEP AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

BOYS ARE SO DUMB. ARGH. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE THE REASON I'M SAYING THIS, YOU PROBABLY AREA WORD TO THE WISE: DON'T USE ME AS A WEAPON. ESPECIALLY DON'T USE SEX WITH ME AS A WEAPON, BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER GET ANY IN THE

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[crazula]

I SHOULD HIRE YOU AND ZEI TO COOK FOR ME. AND JEONG JEONG. ANYTHING WOULD BE BETTER THAN THAT NASTY FOOD THE SCHITZO FATHER HIRED MADE US.

SORRY I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT. I THINK SOME IDIOT FROM THE CAMP TRIED TO DRUG ME.

/AZZY

OH GOD I'M SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU OFF LIKE THAT. D'8 MY INTERNET WENT ALL KINDS OF BATSHIT AND THEN I CRASHED IN MY BED.

[youcanhaskatara]

I DO LIKE TO COOK, THOUGH I FEAR IT MAKES ME SEEM TOO DOMESTIC. :/

IT'S OKAY, YOU WERE QUITE SNUGGLY. HOWEVER, I'D LIKE TO FIND THE ASSHOLE WHO DRUGGED YOU AND GIVE THEM A PIECE OF MY MIND.

/KATARA
OH, IT'S FINE, THINGS HAPPEN. I PASSED OUT PRETTY SOON AFTER THAT ANYWAY.

[crazula]

WHO CARES? AS LONG AS I CAN EAT SOME OF IT OFF YOU.

IT WAS SOME BASTARD FROM EMBER ISLAND HIGH. I THINK HE WAS A TEACHER THERE. LONG FENG OR SOMETHING. :\

/AZZY

FOR SOME REASON MY INTERNET KEEPS DYING. :\ I'M GETTING PISSED AT COMCAST FOR SUCKING.

[youcanhaskatara]

FOR SOME REASON I DO. I SUPPOSE IT'S STUPID TO CARE, THOUGH. I HAVE JUST THE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE RECIPE FOR THE OCCASION.

UGH. I FUCKING HATE EMBER ISLAND HIGH. THE INITIALS SPELL OUT EXACTLY THE SOUND I MAKE WHEN I THINK OF THEM.

/KATARA
I'D BE PISSED AT THEM FOR SUCKING TOO. D8 OUR INTERNET WAS LIKE THAT LAST SUMMER.

[emoperor]

*IN UR KITCHENZ STEALIN UR PASTRIEZ*

8D

[youcanhaskatara]

HELP YOURSELF!

[emoperor]

*GETS A BIG MANLY MAN PLATE OF SWEET DELICIOUSNESS AND SITS ON THE COUNTERTOP*

KATARA, YOU'RE AMAZING. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU AND BEARDMAN ARE MY REAL PARENTS.

[youcanhaskatara]

THANKS ZUZU!

I TOTALLY WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH BEARDMAN. AND YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, SURE! 8D

[professor_dweeb]

:RINGS THE DOORBELL, PUTS A BOX OF HOT COCOA MIX IN THE DOOR AND WANDERS BACK TO HIS APARTMENT:

[crazula]

*WATCHES ZEI FROM THE WINDOW.* >8|

[professor_dweeb]

:MILDLY CREEPED OUT:

[youcanhaskatara]

*ANSWERS DOOR, SEES NOBODY THERE, TWITCHES SLIGHTLY*

... *LOOKS AROUND*

*NOTICES HOT COCOA MIX AND GOES FROM AFRAID TO ESTATIC*

8DDD

/KATARA
AWW, I LOVE ZEI. XD

[the_desserter]

*RINGS DOORBELL*

[professor_dweeb]

:OPENS DOOR FOR JEONG JEONG: HELLO. MISS KATARA IS BUSY AT THE MOMENT, BUT I'M GOING TO ASSUME SHE WOULD LET YOU IN:

[the_desserter]

OH WELL... I JUST CAME TO BRING HER SOME CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES. *HOLDS UP BAG* I TOLD HER I'D MAKE HER SOME.

[professor_dweeb]

YOU COULD STAY IF YOU'D LIKE. THERE'S OVER NINETHOUSAND CHILDREN HERE AND MISS KATARA SHOULDN'T HAVE TO FEED THEM BY HERSELF. :IS MAKING PANCAKES, EGGS AND BACON WHILE KATARA BAKES:

[professor_dweeb]

:BEGINS COOKING BREAKFAST FOR EVERYONE, WITH BREAKFAST BEING PANCAKES, BACON AND SCRAMBLED EGGS:

[crazula]

*STARES AT ZEI WITH A CREEPY CALCULATING GAZE.*

..... *LICKS KATARA'S SPATULA.*

[professor_dweeb]

HELLO, MISS AZULA. WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS WITH OR WITHOUT CHEESE?
:IGNORES:

[crazula]

WITH CHEESE. :\

*CURRENTLY ON A CHOCOLATE FIX*

AND I AM NOT STALKING YOU.

YOU JUST CONFUSE ME.