019- Misato will never have appropriate icons for this flood. Deal. :|

Sep 18, 2010 22:08

Given that some of you folk need to have things spelled out for you, I'd like to remind everyone to follow our town doctor's orders about ignoring these newcomers and their questionable conduct and hope they leave us sooner, rather than later. Some of us [COUGH COUGH] have neither the will nor the resolve to avoid temptation. That whole carnival ( Read more... )

religious misato is scary, this is not the true myself, carnival breach, don't feed mrs. carmody

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doctor_j_crane September 19 2010, 03:12:06 UTC
[Crane's totally kind of racist but likes it when people agree with him.] Thank you, Misato. I trust that you will keep classes running as normal?

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 03:24:30 UTC
[It's okay, Crane. She doesn't let whitey get her down. :|]

Of course. Someone has to keep this teenagers in line, lest they get some delusions about joining the Carnival. I won't have half my girls out sick because of poor choices, and I'm sure you'd rather not have to perform any... [COUGH COUGH]... procedures.

[BECAUSE WOMEN ARE WHORES. ALL OF THEM. NEVER HAVE SEX OR YOU'LL GET PREGNANT AND DIE. And Jesus won't love you.]

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doctor_j_crane September 19 2010, 04:42:12 UTC
I don't perform those kinds of procedures. [Unless it's for a friend.] It's simply not respectable. You'd better keep a firm eye on your girls.

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 18:59:34 UTC
I'll do more than that, Doctor.

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stopthat_destro September 19 2010, 03:24:27 UTC
Isn't that a little... severe, ma'am? Folks are just havin' fun, and I ain't seen any booze here.

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 03:29:32 UTC
Fun is a wholesome church supper or a town social. Not this... Heathen godlessness. The Drink isn't the only thing that the Devil's gotten into, Sir. He's gotten into this entire town, since the moment those tents went up. I won't stand for it and neither should you. It starts young- gets in their heads when they're just babes and then, well...

[SHE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. She'll have to get her smelling salts.]

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stopthat_destro September 19 2010, 03:40:35 UTC
I think it's harmless. Just games, a couple 'a shows, and they even got a dance here!

[What he doesn't realize is that the "dance" is a strip show.]

Ain't any harm in stoppin' by for the afternoon. I even got Mindy with me.

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 03:43:03 UTC
I'll pray that our Lord grants your souls relief as you're both burning in Hell.

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have some provactivity, teacher c: captain_jtkirk September 19 2010, 03:38:24 UTC
Oh ho, what do I have to do for a lashing?

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GASP. /FANS youcandielater September 19 2010, 03:40:01 UTC
Hold your tongue, heathen.

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HOT captain_jtkirk September 19 2010, 03:43:31 UTC
I'd rather hold something else.

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 03:48:53 UTC
[MISATO IS JUST GOING TO HUM HYMNS NOW AND IGNORE YOU. She does not speak to followers of the Devil's ways. :|]

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preachyrose September 19 2010, 03:46:14 UTC
What a sad day it must be when the presence of fantastic spirits might turn your town to sin so easily.

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 03:50:59 UTC
They are but sheep. Some of have not taken to the staff and rod as easily as others. It's unfortunate, but we are only flesh. The Lord guides, but we must take his hand first.

[Misato's just spouting shit now. Half the time she has no idea what she's saying. RELIGIOUS ZEALOTRY REQUIRES NO SENSE. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS HER.]

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preachyrose September 19 2010, 03:52:32 UTC
Your god has given you only despair. The spirits, the world, offers you true redemption.

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 03:53:32 UTC
Lies and slander! Speak not to me of the ways of the Devil. I will not be swayed.

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notarrowette September 19 2010, 04:02:48 UTC
I won't be missing no school, Miss Misato, I swear it.

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 19:01:23 UTC
Good girl, Samantha.

[AND THEN SNIDELY]

What's your mother have to say about all this?

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notarrowette September 20 2010, 03:01:33 UTC
[SHE IS TERRIFIED OF YOU. That's the only reason she's answering. :|]

...She doesn't seem to like it much, ma'am. Says I'm not to go.

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youcandielater September 21 2010, 04:33:56 UTC
Well, she'd certainly know, wouldn't she? Considering the way she behaved when she was a girl.

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