Given that some of you folk need to have things spelled out for you, I'd like to remind everyone to follow our town doctor's orders about ignoring these newcomers and their questionable conduct and hope they leave us sooner, rather than later. Some of us [COUGH COUGH] have neither the will nor the resolve to avoid temptation. That whole carnival
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Of course. Someone has to keep this teenagers in line, lest they get some delusions about joining the Carnival. I won't have half my girls out sick because of poor choices, and I'm sure you'd rather not have to perform any... [COUGH COUGH]... procedures.
[BECAUSE WOMEN ARE WHORES. ALL OF THEM. NEVER HAVE SEX OR YOU'LL GET PREGNANT AND DIE. And Jesus won't love you.]
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[SHE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. She'll have to get her smelling salts.]
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[What he doesn't realize is that the "dance" is a strip show.]
Ain't any harm in stoppin' by for the afternoon. I even got Mindy with me.
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[Misato's just spouting shit now. Half the time she has no idea what she's saying. RELIGIOUS ZEALOTRY REQUIRES NO SENSE. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS HER.]
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[AND THEN SNIDELY]
What's your mother have to say about all this?
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...She doesn't seem to like it much, ma'am. Says I'm not to go.
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