27-Lyyyyyyyyyle.

[you_run_i_chase]

What the fucking fuck. Lyle is my brother? The fucking scumbag hit on me.

I'm going to go back and shoot off his fucking scrotum for this.

[ooc: Parker opened the letter from her mother, but isn't really any better for it. Yet. Maybe. But she found out just before she "died" that she had a twin who was taken away at their birth. The Centre is

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guess who has brother issues too. funtimes.

[christ_onabike]

This is why knowing who your brother is is a good thing. Fucking hell. Fucking hell.

makes me rather glad my brother was obviously mine.

[you_run_i_chase]

He fucking took several shots at me too. And tried to have me fucking blown up.

Of course I shot him too.

There is not enough fucking scotch in the world for this.

[christ_onabike]

At least my fucking brother's too much of a pansy to try that one.

...that fucking sucks, though. I'd offer you some, but I'm fresh out of anything with slightly addictive qualities.

[you_run_i_chase]

Thankfully my warden gave me access to the fucking pub. Wanna come up for a fucking drink? If nothing else I can steal a god damn bottle.

[gotgreenmagic]

Well. That's unspeakably gross.

How'd you find out about it, anyways?

[you_run_i_chase]

No fucking shit. That little fucking pervert!

...

My Mother's letter.

[gotgreenmagic]

Ah. Okay.

...wait wait wait. Did he know? Because - okay, not that it's not utterly sick if he didn't, but if he did, then....ew.

[you_run_i_chase]

Honestly, I don't know. We weren't exactly fucking close.

It doesn't matter, I'm still going to fucking kill him anyway.

[gotgirlballs]

I've been looking for a reason to get off my ass and meet with you. This'll work.

Don't get too drunk, 'cause I wanna see you after your pub trip.

[you_run_i_chase]

All right.

Spam? I'm not inspired enough for logs lately... :c

[gotgirlballs]

Meet me in Level 1, Room 11 when you're done.

Spam

[you_run_i_chase]

[Parker wasn't too drunk when she showed up at Denise's room. Oh, she'd drunk far too much than was probably good for her, but one good thing about the Barge was that there was no one to fucking give you a god damn DUI. She knocked quickly on the door, really wanting to get this over with and get back to her fucking room where she could get shitfaced and fucking fall asleep.]

[rayney_day]

Mmm, join the club... Admittedly, I don't think mine knew it at the time.

[you_run_i_chase]

I don't know if he did or not. It doesn't fucking matter to me in the slightest. If I fucking go home... I'm gonna fucking shoot him.

[rayney_day]

Can't say as I blame ya'.

[hyposprayed]

Sounds like you're having a damned fun day. What the hell is going on?

[you_run_i_chase]

Finally opened the letter from my mother.

She said a few things, one of which was telling me who the fuck my twin brother was.