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Oh... that's... nice
I just received a message from a super creepy person on an online dating app (okay, it was Grindr) saying, "Hey. Just saying ur much cuter in person ( Read more... ) -
yellow snow
As I saw a man in the distance sneakily walk up to my car in a downtown parking structure the other evening, I thought, "Wow, am I about to witness someone trying to break into my car?" I decided I'd just continue walking towards my car and glance over casually as I passed it. As it turned out, he was merely peeing in the corner next to my car, ( Read more... ) -
The End of All Things
Well, I made it to the end of National Bloggington Month and only had to cheat about ten times. That's a third of my posts, which means I didn't cheat 66% of the time, which is a D. I passed ( Read more... ) -
Thursday, Thursday, ba da, ba da da da
Merciful heavens, I see that LiveJournal has changed again. Let's use some new features! Hey, remember in The Empire Strikes Back when we find out that [spoiler!]Darth Vader is Luke's father and it's a real mindblower, except maybe not if you've already seen the three new movies, which makes me wonder, in what order are the films now seen by people who are ( Read more... ) -
need a little Christmas
I don't have a Christmas playlist on my iPod! How can that be? I believe I have one on my old computer, which currently resides in Oregon, but that certainly won't haul out the holly, now will it ( Read more... ) -
prudently, thriftily, frugally invested in the
...to be specific, Bangor Savings Bank. I suppose I already knew that Bank of America was the Walmart of banks, but I decided to finally open a local bank account when B of A started charging me a $14 per month maintenance fee. Bangor Savings Bank, on the other hand, pays your fees for you, such as when you use any ATM in the world and are charged ( Read more... ) -
Zounds
I wish that I could write that today, building upon my self-haircut accident, I performed my own dental work and had a wacky mishap, but alas, I cannot. I should probably go to the dentist for real though. I haven't been in a long while and probably need dentures. ALSO, I'm noticing that some of my teeth aren't all that straight anymore. Thanks for ( Read more... ) -
clip clip here, clip clip there
I just accidentally cut a giant hole in the hair on the back of my head. Oopsie. It may be time to stop cutting my own hair. If anyone can recommend a hairstylist who can read my mind and magically know the range of what I would and would not like my hair to look like without me having to actually talk, please let me know. Thanks! -
"The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there."
I'm feeling incredibly nostalgic. It's the combination of the holiday season, watching The Perks of Being a Wallflower and Freaks and Geeks, moving into my own apartment (again), having my mom visit a few weeks ago and probably the fact that I am constantly viewing other people's home movies. Some of my nostalgia is for times that I didn't even ( Read more... ) -
Black Friday
I don't know why, but pie doesn't excite me very much. I still enjoy eating it, but I feel like I'm losing my sweet tooth for everything except fruity and sour candy. I would never say no to dessert, but perhaps pies are no longer junky and processed enough to thrill my genetically modified palate. I'm not saying I want a box of Nerds with candles ( Read more... )