Today's question is...

Who let the dogs out?

In the horses, you can't go past Sky Heights for a place in the Caufield Cup (odds abt. $3.50) and in the football, you'd like to go for Southampton on a +.5 ball against West Ham (abt. $1.80)

Just trust me.

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The Australian navy had to rescue 187 asylum seekers last night after their Indonesian boat began sinking off Christmas Island.

The boat began taking on water about 8pm, forcing HMAS Adelaide to stage its second rescue of the asylum seekers in 48 hours.Suck shit you bloody refo's. Now you're on the HMAS Adelaide. That's all you deserve. I'd ( Read more... )

Essendon Football Club, Millenium-spec "the greatest football team ever". Get stuffed ( Read more... )

What a bastard, huh? You can't leave where you are (Vegas) 'cos some nutcase towelheads parked their planes in a building and the American government have closed all airports for business. What are you to do? Sit around and wait a few days? Not if you're Kerry Packer you don't ( Read more... )

A year ago, the world was united in a spectacle unbefore seen on planet earth. The friendly games, a celebration of solidarity, sport, and Sydney. "Celebrate Humanity" was a slogan used by UNICEF ( Read more... )

What's the difference between a South Australian and a broken clock?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Adelaide?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One is a Victorian, one a South Australian, and the other a West Indian. They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations ( Read more... )

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in Glenelg is a huge South Australian bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 110 kilos. He's having a few West End's when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big moron with a chip on his shoulder ( Read more... )