Thank god the Schapelle Corby (C) Crazy Ron 2005 verdict will be in tomorrow. It will be safe to watch the news (nay, TV in general) without seeing the one with the permanently smashed eyes, and her uncouth bogan family all over my screen, screaching and carrying on, and generally giving bogans a bad name if that's possible ( Read more... )

The basis of this has probably been building for a while, and will paraphrase many of my bullshit conversations that people have fallen asleep during over the last couple of months. But here we go ( Read more... )

I refer to my post dated November 11, 2001, in which I wrote...

What do you call a small bald little arsehole with glasses?
Prime Minister. Again.

Fucking little c***.What's written then is so true today. A little bit of history repeating ( Read more... )

Well, I'M BACK602 days after my last talented, well written, coherent piece of prose, I'm back to fill this thing with more wit, humour and utter gob-shite ( Read more... )

The next time I hear someone say "...but we need the rain", I swear I'll kick them in the teeth. Hello, morons, it's summer, we don't need nor do we want the rain. I don't need the rain. The farmers might, but I certainly do not. How greedy do you want to be? Last summer was completely shithouse with rain and stuff, so let's have a rain free ( Read more... )

Sono Tonino. Ho una collezione 113 videocassetta della F1. Thought you needed to know that, god I'm sad. I haven't bullshitted on here for a while. Let us ramble ( Read more... )

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Why does it seem that whenever some musician has died they're always one of the all time greats of the music industry but before then no one really gave a fuck. Yeah, of course one quarter or fifth or third or whatever of TLC has died so they're an all time great of the music industry. Who? Bollocks.

Wasn't it very interesting after Big Brother tonight... "Big Brother, proudly bought to you by the Genital Herpes Facts Pack". That Gretel Killeen slapper's probably got it, you know. The show itself's probably got genital herpes because Channel 10 will do anything for ratings - Big Brother's a real ratings slut ( Read more... )

So the Ansett workers have lost their jobs. Sure, it's a bit of a bitch that a whole airline went bust, but you get that on big jobs. But what the hell is all this 'give Ansett workers a job' bullshit going on in the papers and on radio ( Read more... )