I saw snow this morning, HARDCORE! Then my car turned off...Boatdrinks!

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Don't be fooled! Yup, thats right, it's me, your homie: Aaron aka Yogi akakaka Yogue...YOU KNOW! The information below is ESSENTIAL if your in the market for that PERFECT bottle of Tequila and if you DON'T already know how to spot the 'tequilectic fakesters'! The first link might take a few tries, the others are purely FYI's. Anyone that stands ( Read more... )

Thats what i tell the misses like every single day...well i dont' tell her EVERY day, but I show it! ~_^ No matter how many times i tell myself i dont' wanna watch MAX-X, cuz i have so many other options, I'm drawn to it. there's SO many dumbfucks out there! HAHAHA, shit happens to these Jackass/Viva La Bam/Wildboyz would-be's, and they deserve ( Read more... )

I hate Un-Original bastards. Come up with your own shit, don't bum off people's stuff, if you do, throw props, so people won't think your a genius-when unknowingly they're throwing props at the cowardly lion-when they should be throwing props at the tin man. This leads me to this:

Top 5 Cereals!

5)Fruity Pebbles ( Read more... )

Do you like sugar? A home sweet school. Something so familiar, so cool. My phone. And a dial tone. Play ball on a short court, an overcaffeinated drone. Can I get you some sugar? I'm giving you my like if thats not allright, I'll understand.-Do you...like coffee...?-We Like wine. Champagnefull. Though she's far away i taste her still. So my phone. ( Read more... )

RAZZALFRAGAMUROID! Come home with me, I wanna see you bleed, I'll mutilate you, c'mon! I'll MUTILATE YOU ( Read more... )

F'n A! Thats what i'm talking bout, no excuses for rainy day revolutionaries aka recliner chair revolters, BADASS weather! We partied the other day, a suprise b-day party for the Uri-Man, like a whole slew of us mo'fo's, read my text: HE DID NOT SUSPECT A THING!!, I'll post pics later unless darlene does that, her pics might me better. Me and my ( Read more... )

YIO! The yogueman needs your help! Fill out the answers to this survey, it's for my gov't class, i need it done by Sunday, PLEASE! You guys fill out surveys on whether your inner animal is a goat or a shark, why not fill out a survey that voices your inner politician? GRATCI AMIGOS ( Read more... )

Fuck school and it's impossible parking! Actually i just woke up fucking late, shame on me, on my way home i saw a kitten in the middle of the street, it had hardcore eye boogers, so i took it home, washed the moquitos out, fed the mo'fo and took it back to where i found it, i beleive i saw it's mamma-cat looking for it ( Read more... )