Fuck school and it's impossible parking! Actually i just woke up fucking late, shame on me, on my way home i saw a kitten in the middle of the street, it had hardcore eye boogers, so i took it home, washed the moquitos out, fed the mo'fo and took it back to where i found it, i beleive i saw it's mamma-cat looking for it.
i wanna see shaun of the dead, movie looks like the PIZZ! I'll prolly see it with my womanly woman. First thing's first, gonna see Tiger Army in Corpus and the Uri-man, it's prolly gonna be us chickens, no one else seems to wanna go, too bad bros, YOUR the ones missing out! Click this link, i SWEAR IT'S NOT PORN!
Works been a bitch, not only is there no parking there, but there's no place to sit(it's a call center) AND they STILL KEEP HIRING MORE FUCKOS! It rained hardcore the other day, and it got FLOODED, i mean fucking Sea of Parking Lot, there was Pirates there and shit! This guy's Malibu got flooded, i mean PAST THE FUCKING WINDOWS, people took pictures of it too, you might see it on a website sometime, not only did this poor bastard have to work on a SATURDAY, but his car flooded...but wait there's more:motherfucker parked in a Managers SPOT and when they came to tell him his car was flooded they bitched him out! I repeat POOR BASTARD!
Man that movie Team America:World Police, WORST FUCKING IDEA EVER! Go on and be political, dude, but fucking PUPPETS?! I can see the idealism in it (yeah i know, there puppets, just like the ppl doing all the crimes, i get it)but FUCK MAN, thats scary shit!...PUPPETS! They coulda used midgets, heh "Lil' Dubbya". First OJ-AY, then KOB-AY, now JONES-AY! I'm out, fuckos!Boatdrinks!
p.s. thanks for the wake up call, tuts, but i was STILL not able to get a spot :(