Background:
transient_words said: I need to stop reading "half-hardened cock" as "half-heartened" cock. The latter = gives me weird imagery."
My answer:
The Tale of Cock, Pussy, and Ass
Cock was rejected by his one true love, Pussy.
He went to a bar to get drunk, sitting there, nursing a vodka.
He was so sad and half-heartened he was drooping. It was a sad sight.
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