an original short story... about Cock, Pussy, and Ass.

[yinake]

Background:transient_words  said:  I need to stop reading "half-hardened cock" as "half-heartened" cock. The latter = gives me weird imagery."

My answer:

The Tale of Cock, Pussy, and Ass
Cock was rejected by his one true love, Pussy.

He went to a bar to get drunk, sitting there, nursing a vodka.

He was so sad and half-heartened he was drooping. It was a sad sight.

Then a stranger sat down next to him.

"Who are you?" Cock asked.

The stranger smelled and looked a little funny.

"I'm Ass," Ass said.

"Oh," Cock said.

"Yes. I'm Pussy's substitute. For all the guys who can't get Pussy."

"Oh," Cock said. "Is that an offer?"

"Yes," Ass said, and smiled. It was weird to see Ass smile. "Yes, indeed."

Cock swallowed in excitement. "Your place or mine?"

"Always mine," Ass said. "The reverse doesn't work so well."

So they coupled feverishly in Ass's room.

When Cock was satisfied, he spit into Ass's face.

Ass said, "Now I know why Pussy doesn't like you."

"I spit when I'm happy," Cock said. "I can't help it."

"I think I'm a better match for you than Pussy, then. Your spit doesn't cause me to multiply."

"Oh, that's great," Cock said.

The next day, they were married.

The End.

(and that' my friends, concludes my first original 'story' ever XD).