-
Summer '09 is 1/3 over
There seems to be an epidemic of receding hairlines and trust worthy females in the Austin area. If growing up in Round Rock taught me anything it was to show up late, drink as much as you can, and be as sassy as possible, or was that my own teaching, I don't know. All I know is that I haven't smoked pot all week and I is ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I have built myself a nest on my bedroom floor made of various blankets, pillows, textbooks, and laptops, determined to put my paper off for as long as I can.
( Read more... ) -
Team Building Exercise
Ten Things I Don't Like About Myself:
1.over analysis of everything ever
2. this horrible trend of forgetting how to talk at parties when extremely stoned
3. i am the procastination queen
4. being the clumsiest person i know
5. avoiding eye contact with people i obviously know but don't want to talk to
6. i always know what to say/what tone to talk in ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU=WHITE PEOPLE W/PROBLEMS.
-
nononono
ugh, another reason i hate my roommate brittany: she's meets the best celebrities ever! fuck her fuck her fuck her. ugh, it all started with david cross back in november, then she met bill hader, now fucking russell brand. gooooooooood, why not me! if they only knew that she's got mad farts in her sleep and she doesn't have the capacity to close ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
oh so i broke with zak earlier this morning. it all started with ( Read more... ) -
LAMESVILLE
i really thought i was going to be productive today because i went to class, grocery shopping, and to the gym and i felt so good and endrophin'd up and i was just riding this transparent wave of good times. blah blahhhhh turns out my closest friend in newyawk can't ever bother to call me back so i just sat around watching internet tv eating and ( Read more... ) -
LYFE UPDATE
oh no, i've been back in texas for almost a month now on break and shit i don't want to leave. i love new york but everyone loves gossip girl and always mad stuck up about whatever. fuck that, i'm used to bitches but now these people actually have the money to back their shit up. i just love my pot loving, fashion savvy group of friends however ( Read more... ) -
random story:
i was walking down the street and shit, i turn my head to cough and i fucking spit-cough on chris noth Big from sex and the city! hahahahah i totally saw my shit fly and hit him but he didn't see. I DID.
i was in texas for thanksgiving, look how fucking happy i was!
( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I've noticed recently that I saw a lot of dumb shit. on purpose which makes it even lamer. last entry included.
it's weird sometimes, no matter where I am, the geography doesn't matter, I am still the strangest chick in the bunch.
( Look what New York did to me )