and that, ladies and gentlemen, is all she wrote...

see y'all in april.

and also instant messenger and fast food.  this should be interesting.

by the way, i will probably make ABOUT a zillion posts tonight because tomorrow is ash wednesday.

Giving up lj for lent. Sorry guys.

shut up, dubya.  everyone knows you're a lame duck. and for the love of god, lose the drawl.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIADNE!
(and also Ben and Tony)

that christmas song generator is also really funny with the word "farts"

Joy to the world,
The vagina is come.

Joy To The World
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Jingle vagina, Jingle vagina,
Jingle all the way.

Jingle Bells
from the Christmas Song Generator.

He came down to earth from heaven,
Who is God and Lord of vagina.

Once In Royal David's City
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Vagina, Vagina,
Vagina, Vagina.

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