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[yax_attacks]

Can you people get anymore fucking boring? Honestly, we've been forced back here for three weeks and the most excitement I've seen made me want to vomit. Really, I know that the whole 'hump everybody' was a huge world epidemic but that's ending. Move on. The times are harder and nights colder so if you really want to fuck everyone you see then at

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[young_sev]

You rang, Selena darling?

[young_sev]

I'm unsure of the specifics, but I don't think that's quite how it works.

[yax_attacks]

It should be, take it up the ass, push it out the ass. If it works for woman's cunts than it seems only logical. Oh the pain of it all. I do hope you are the one impregnated, and that you die pushing a baby from your rectum.

[young_sev]

Unfortunately I don't bottom. And as for your oh-so eloquent stream of logic, I think it's a more magical birth than that.

[yax_attacks]

A pity, you could have gone in the record books under stupidest life and death. You've gone and ruined everything.

[young_sev]

Have I really? Well, then, my work here is done.

[yax_attacks]

Don't worry, I shant mourn you.

[young_sev]

Mourn me? I'm merely going for a walk 'round the lake.

[yax_attacks]

Just a walk? How about you take a snack and then jump into the lake, and stay there until the squid finds you.

[young_sev]

The squid isn't quite as vicious as you seem to think.

[yax_attacks]

Maybe not, but it is hungry, and knows a waste of a life when it smells it.

[young_sev]

It doesn't eat people, Selena.

[yax_attacks]

Ah, but we already established you are not a person.

[young_sev]

No, you established that. I'm most certainly a person.

[yax_attacks]

Ah yes, well Pinocchio though he was a real boy too. But alas, he was just a hunk of fire wood.

[young_sev]

Ah, yes, but he was turned to a real boy by the end.