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yax_attacks

Ter nuh blod en meh alocol sestm!

Feb 10, 2006 10:42

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howlsoftly February 10 2006, 22:05:25 UTC

You shouldn't drink, Miss Yaxley; it makes you even less intelligible than usual...

That, and I think you're hallucenating about the forest. I doubt you've ever been there (seeing as how you don't currently have detention), and I know the professors wouldn't lie to us about it.

My advice? Sober up. You sound like a Black.

thats_not_cream February 17 2006, 17:23:34 UTC

That's sweet of you to say, though I think I can kick his ass on my own. If I can't, I'll let you know.

regulus_a_b February 12 2006, 07:49:19 UTC

Me? No.

thats_not_cream February 12 2006, 20:32:51 UTC

Of course not you, silly. Your hair would get messed up.

yax_attacks February 11 2006, 04:36:45 UTC

Und ef I wusnt layze I wuld met yu ter, pansee pents. Ded yo tek Devets shewz?! I gut blemd fer tat wenhc.

thats_not_cream February 12 2006, 06:48:27 UTC

Pansy pants? I'm wearing a skirt if you hadn't noticed. I would never take anything of hers, she has negative fashion sense, as do you. Though I doubt if you understand what I’m talking about…I wonder how bad your hangover is going to be?

yax_attacks February 12 2006, 07:02:31 UTC

Lyk I gif to shytz abut feshon. Ey jest kynduh trow stef un. Ul fynd sume murr ef tis befur a hengefr cumz nto te eqason. Fuq yu.

thats_not_cream February 12 2006, 20:40:28 UTC

I would think that you would care about fashion. I mean, that was your little red negligee hanging in the common room last week, wasn't it? At least that's what Devitt was telling everyone. She seemed really smug about it too. I wonder why?

I have to be blunt. You just aren't my type. You lack the right equipment. If you were a guy it might be different...actually, who am I kidding, no it wouldn't, I'd still turn you down. I don't like drunks, they taste bad.

yax_attacks February 13 2006, 06:11:57 UTC

Wut te? Ou gif mi a hedake.

thats_not_cream February 14 2006, 01:31:56 UTC

What? Can you repeat that? You're becoming harder to understand.

yax_attacks February 14 2006, 03:12:22 UTC

Gu wey.

howlsoftly February 15 2006, 00:07:14 UTC

Huh? Could you say that once more?

yax_attacks February 15 2006, 05:59:02 UTC

Shuu

howlsoftly February 11 2006, 00:14:36 UTC

I was referring to your mother ancestor Phineas Nigellus, who was well-known to be an alcoholic.

No offense is meant to you or Sirius, of course.

regulus_a_b February 11 2006, 00:19:29 UTC

Ah, good. I would hate to think of Sirius drunk, that would be a little too far out there.

thats_not_cream February 12 2006, 20:41:19 UTC

I wonder what type of drunk he'd be.

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