Oh wait.

Oui, je regrette tout.

( Cut for rant and potentially triggery discussion )

Three nights in the countryside and I'm reminded why I don't ever, ever want to live there permanently. Back in the city, my husband can count 4 mosquito bites in total. Me? I lost count at 45. My left arm alone has more than 15 bites and there's even a few on my cheeks, making me look like some spotty teen ( Read more... )

...you know just what you want to write, and you're all worked up about it, wanting to get it out, wanting your fingers to just dance across the keyboard and then ( Read more... )

How I feel after using cheap strips to wax my legs two days before I need to be absolutely stunning, and it now looks as though I've got measles.


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