In case any of you pointy-headed little mortal things were curious, no, the Valar are not stupid ( Read more... )

I've decided I need a new maia as well.

How about Baby Liv and Erkenbrand? Or, ooh, I bet Eobob would be good maia material.

...well, I am joking. Thank Daddy.

Dear Siblings,

This is getting kind of silly, you know.

Regards,
Vanna

After two months of a suspenseful stalemate, I have finally been forced out of my old icons. This new look is striking fear into nobody's hearts. Unfortunately it was either this or being forced to attend human support groups. Be kind to Aragorn. They ALL smell like squirrel when you have to hug them ( Read more... )

My old mun came back. The fact that the temp one became my half mun and retained all his limbs amazed me ( Read more... )

World ends, I don't get in one lick of trouble. Children? I am goodThat and all I did was grow a hugeass tree ( Read more... )

First Amillo unmade a small portion of the world.

Then Vana brought the flowers.

Ulmo's contribution of a rain of guinness on Gondor still mystifies me.So. Since Melkor fixed the shire, it needs another touch. Watch what a REAL earth goddess can do, Vana ( Read more... )

Hello, Middle-eartheans. In case you're just now joining us, I'm about to resurrect our beloved tiny spitfire, Chomksy Sauron of Ithilien. Admittedly, this is a bit different from growing a tree, but I'm sure I can handle it.

Um.

*clears throat*

Oh, mighty Daddy Eru, Lord of Existence, the creator and father of us all-- who sets nachos on the ( Read more... )

*grows trees*

*grows more trees*

*argues with Aule*

*angsts over Telperion and Laurelin*

*grows trees*

*sings*

*grows trees*

*grows trees*

Dearest Ulmo, most precious of all my brothers, is getting married. Fucker. Don't get me wrong--I love him, and I love Nienna. Nienna, incidentally, used to cry for hours when Varda and I would fight. We thought she was just overly sensitive. Then she makes a frigging career out of it. Anyway ( Read more... )

Scene: Mannie and Varda's house ( Read more... )